18 definitions by markwonder

Shart

When you push too hard to fart and end up shitting your drawers.

Shart philosophy seen on bathroom wall:

Here I sit all broken hearted, came to shit but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance, went to fart and shit my pants.

by markwonder March 4, 2011

Nigger Chuckle

A type of laugh common amongst Africans. The nigger chuckle is generally performed while holding a loose fist to the mouth followed by a few subtle short laughs then by three or more rasping utterances produced in the back of the mouth.

1. Example Nigger Chuckle: Yo. Treon say Chiante bref so bad dat he din't know whether to offer her a tic tac or toilet paper! Heh, Heh, Heh, chhcckkk, chhcckkk, chhcckk!

by markwonder September 20, 2011

Backlisted

What usually happens to Urban Dictionary definitions that are either not politically correct or favor conservative ideals or values. Those definitions are usually placed towards the back or get moved behind more liberal definitions of a word.

I wrote a factual definition for Sarah Palin in Urban Dictionary that lacked negative information. As expected, my definition got backlisted where it is less likely to be read.

by markwonder September 13, 2011

Jellybeans

Small, sugary jelly-like candy. They are shaped like small beans and come in many flavors and colors. They are somewhat harder than gummy bears. They are also very popular with the children around Easter.

Jellybeans are a lot like people. Nobody likes the black ones.

by markwonder November 13, 2010