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<boyfriend> What's wrong with you tonite, you look like you were hit by a Mac truck?
<girlfriend> Sorry, I spent a little too much time on the computer and I'm a little waterblogged right now.
<girlfriend> Sorry, I spent a little too much time on the computer and I'm a little waterblogged right now.
by Mark Shackelford June 11, 2007
Get the waterblogged mug.A soft tissue on a roll engineered primarily for wiping feces off a person's anus. It is also frequently substituted for facial tissue.
<wife> How did your day go?
<hubby> Not good.
<wife> What happened?
<hubby> I took a dump at work before I realized we were out of anal tissue.
<wife> That's terrible. So what did you do?
<hubby> I used my undershirt.
<hubby> Not good.
<wife> What happened?
<hubby> I took a dump at work before I realized we were out of anal tissue.
<wife> That's terrible. So what did you do?
<hubby> I used my undershirt.
by Mark Shackelford June 4, 2007
Get the anal tissue mug.One of the many groups of peoples listed in the Holy Bible that at one time or another caused trouble against Israel.
You shall not allow any of the jebusites, perezites, hittites, moabites or fleabites to enter the congregation.
by Mark Shackelford June 11, 2007
Get the Fleabites mug.I just did a powerbarf and the top of that hill. I think it was the peanut butter chocolate chip with vanilla icing!
by Mark Shackelford May 5, 2007
Get the powerbarf mug.A collection of outdated audio components that are not good enough to employ and not bad enough to discard.
Man, your audiopile is to die for!
by Mark Shackelford May 5, 2007
Get the audiopile mug.The accumulation of smashed Monarch butterflies on the front of any motorized vehicle. Monarchbutter is a seasonal product with a harvest occuring during the annual migration of Monarch butterflies in South Texas.
<Passenger> Man, I'm starving and I'm broke. Can you buy me something to eat at the next stop?
<Driver> I only have enough money for gas, but I have some bread and jelly in the back. Let's scrape a little monarchbutter off the car and make some sandwiches!
<Driver> I only have enough money for gas, but I have some bread and jelly in the back. Let's scrape a little monarchbutter off the car and make some sandwiches!
by Mark Shackelford May 27, 2007
Get the monarchbutter mug.<singer> You're my furry little friend, I call you Fluffy!
If you mat up all your fur, I'd call you Scruffy.
If you mat up all your fur, I'd call you Scruffy.
by Mark Shackelford August 2, 2007
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