mark shackelford's definitions

numlock

The event that no matter how hard you work on a problem or how educated and tutored you are, you just can't get the right answer.

Did you figure out the square root of 1 yet?
No, I've had numlock all week.

by Mark Shackelford May 7, 2007

R12

R12 was a planet in the Star Wars comic series. R12 was best known for producing a unique gas, also called R12, that was the most potent refrigerant known to the galaxy. R12 gas became obselete when the planet R12 was destroyed by the Death Star.

<Han Solo> Quick, Chewie, grab a can of R12 and recharge the A/C system.
<Chewie> (unintelligible reply)

by Mark Shackelford June 27, 2007

Cadillac converter

Same as a catalytic converter only mispernounced by certain minority groups. Not necessarily for a Cadillac brand vehicle nor is it a luxury line converter.

Say maen, I needs a Cadillac converter for my Mitsubichi Galant.

by Mark Shackelford May 5, 2007

I see dumb people

A famous quote from the movie "The seventh sense." The plot of the movie revolves around a disturbed boy who tells his counselor, "I see dumb people... and they don't even know they're dumb." In the end, the counselor goes back to his home and finds that he is one of the dumb people the boy was speaking of.

I see dumb people... and they don't even know they're dumb!

by Mark Shackelford November 20, 2007

powerbarf

To vomit up an energy bar during strenuous physical activity.

I just did a powerbarf and the top of that hill. I think it was the peanut butter chocolate chip with vanilla icing!

by Mark Shackelford May 5, 2007

audiopile

A collection of outdated audio components that are not good enough to employ and not bad enough to discard.

Man, your audiopile is to die for!

by Mark Shackelford May 5, 2007

hobosexual

Men who date homeless women thinking they will have easy love for giving them food and shelter. The women usually leave the relationship when they find the man is flaky.

<friend1> Why is your your brother always dating those scummy women?
<friend2> He's a hobosexual.

by Mark Shackelford June 12, 2007