mark shackelford's definitions

powerbarf

To vomit up an energy bar during strenuous physical activity.

I just did a powerbarf and the top of that hill. I think it was the peanut butter chocolate chip with vanilla icing!

by Mark Shackelford May 5, 2007

hobosexual

Men who date homeless women thinking they will have easy love for giving them food and shelter. The women usually leave the relationship when they find the man is flaky.

<friend1> Why is your your brother always dating those scummy women?
<friend2> He's a hobosexual.

by Mark Shackelford June 12, 2007

rhoid buffing

In mountainbiking, to descend a hill so steep your butt touches the back wheel.

I was rhoid buffing down that huge hill in Waco.

by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007

Neiman Markups

A department store where you can purchase the same items as in other stores for twice the price.

My mom bought me a pair of gay shorts for $80 at Neiman Markups. I saw the same shorts at Foley's for $40 and they were just as gay.

by Mark Shackelford July 30, 2007

bingo stamp

To involuntarily put a spot on your underwear with your feces.

<Walmart customer in check out line> Can you speed it up, I'm about to bingo stamp my underwear?!

by Mark Shackelford May 29, 2007

holysexual

Men and women who completely abstain from even the hint of sex until married and only have sex with their spouse in obedience to the Gospel of Jesus Christ.

<pastor> I didn't even kiss my wife until we were married. On our honeymoon, it was about a two hour drive to our hotel after the flight. I was doing all I could to contain myself. We finally arrived and what happened after that is none of your business.
<teenager> Were you asexual or something?
<pastor> No, I am a holysexual.

by Mark Shackelford June 1, 2007

Jeep

A term used to loosely describe your SUV when trying to act like you're so full of life that you don't even know what you really drive.

<customer> I need a part for my Mitsubishi Jeep.
<parts man> Is that a Mitsubishi or a Jeep?
<customer> It's a Mitsubishi.
<parts man> What model Mitsubishi?
<customer> A Jeep.
<parts man> Alright, is that a Wrangler, Cherokee or Grand Cherokee?
<customer> No, it's a Mitsubishi.
<parts man> What kind of Mitsubishi?
<customer> A Mitsubishi Jeep.
<parts man> Do you have the VIN?
<customer> No, I don't.

by Mark Shackelford May 31, 2007