Definitions by mark shackelford

futon 

A really uncomfortable couch that easily converts to a really uncomfortable bed.

I see your little brother has a futon. Did he get that free with the purchase of his new Yugo?

futon by Mark Shackelford February 29, 2008

remunch 

To chew someone out a second time over the same issue.

An accounting term from the words REMain UNCHanged.

<mother> Did Stephanie remunch or forgive you?
<me> She remunched yet another hole in my rear.
<mother> You need to dump her.
<me> I can't... I love her.

remunch by Mark Shackelford November 20, 2007

I see dumb people 

A famous quote from the movie "The seventh sense." The plot of the movie revolves around a disturbed boy who tells his counselor, "I see dumb people... and they don't even know they're dumb." In the end, the counselor goes back to his home and finds that he is one of the dumb people the boy was speaking of.

I see dumb people... and they don't even know they're dumb!

I see dumb people by Mark Shackelford November 20, 2007

Obi Wan Baloney 

Someone who speaks of something they know nothing about as if they were a Jedi Master.

<Obi Wan Baloney> You should be careful when doing barrel rolls - it could disturb the yeast.
<Chuck Yeager> Thanks, I'm trying to reduce my bread intake anyway.

Obi Wan Baloney by Mark Shackelford November 19, 2007

enchihuahua 

An enchilada made with dog meat.

I'll take the enchihuahua platter with verde sauce and double rice instead of beans.

enchihuahua by Mark Shackelford September 16, 2007

phobotard 

Someone with a fear of being late.

He's such a phobotard he gets to work an hour early.

phobotard by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007

weasel squeezers

Men's technical cycling shorts.

I wear baggies over my weasel squeezers for my urban assaults.

weasel squeezers by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007