maria's definitions

Jersey Sex

Fuckin' from behind......in a car on the side of the Turnpike(or in the parking lot of a Diner)

Johnny fucked Sheila Jersey Style last night

by maria July 25, 2004

boog

Not a black person you racist son f a bitch.

Cletus is the real Boog, let's lynch him.

by Maria March 11, 2003

twattard

Synonymous with cunttard and fucktard. This is when you are dealing with a seriously pea-brained twat.

The silly high school dropout, Alicia, is a real twattard.

by Maria June 20, 2004

wtf

what the fuck

wtf really i cant beleive it

by maria April 1, 2003

kaging

the lousy feeling you felt after experiencing the following:
- you`re caught half naked on a video camera.
-you see your lover in bed with your bestfriend.
-you forgot to close the door on an intimate moment with your lover.
-you`re caught in bed with your lover`s bestfriend.
-you took the best possible dose of that weed that you didnt realize it was not for free.
-duh! everything you felt right now, tell me about it!!!

i`m so kaging today, i saw a lot of my name in urban dictionary. weldon is the best policy! duh!

by maria October 12, 2004

crampy

when a girl has her period and it hurts a lot.

me: wow i'm feeling quite crampy today.
meaghan: me too. however, i am cramping up. it means the same thing but is in verb form as opposed to adjective form.

two in one
fool.

by maria March 3, 2004

i know, right?

this is big in atlanta, georgia, for whatever reason.

it's an expression of agreement.

"oh my god, that girl is such a slut."
"i know, right? i heard she hooked up with two guys in one night!"

by maria March 4, 2003