maria's definitions

kalungat

that thick, sometimes wet thing you always wanna pull out of your nose.

my kalungat is for you.

by maria October 5, 2004

twattard

Synonymous with cunttard and fucktard. This is when you are dealing with a seriously pea-brained twat.

The silly high school dropout, Alicia, is a real twattard.

by Maria June 20, 2004

wtf

what the fuck

wtf really i cant beleive it

by maria April 1, 2003

kaging

the lousy feeling you felt after experiencing the following:
- you`re caught half naked on a video camera.
-you see your lover in bed with your bestfriend.
-you forgot to close the door on an intimate moment with your lover.
-you`re caught in bed with your lover`s bestfriend.
-you took the best possible dose of that weed that you didnt realize it was not for free.
-duh! everything you felt right now, tell me about it!!!

i`m so kaging today, i saw a lot of my name in urban dictionary. weldon is the best policy! duh!

by maria October 12, 2004

iono

people who are lazy or try to act cool that are meaning to say "i don't know"

iono im lazy

by maria February 1, 2004

ville valo

What can I say? Ville makes me proud to be a Finnish woman. I also love his eyes, lips and incredible voice. If I only could have him as mine...

"You're all I ever wanted... my love"

by Maria March 8, 2004

twiddle

The official name for the wavy puncuative line demonstrated thusly: ~. Otherwise known as a tilde.

I wish I could understand the Spanish language. It just has too many accents and twiddles over the N's.

by Maria April 5, 2005