141 definitions by mandingoe

1. a common affliction among professional basketball and soccer players. Symptoms include excessive bling bling and meterosexuality

2. egocentrism; absorption in oneself

3. psychological and emotional centering of erotic interest and gratification on one's own body.

From the Greek myth of Narcissus, who fell in love with his own reflection.
Only you can stop narcissism.

I'm always right and you're the one who's wrong. Why? Because I'm a narcissist.
by mandingoe September 15, 2004
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A cute alternative to the term Hummer house or bulky house for a ginormous house built on the site of a former site of a teardown that towers over its neighboring houses.

That husky house is five times larger than the bungalow next to it.
by mandingoe January 3, 2008
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(n) or (v) a thrift store purchase of superlative value or rarity on the cheap
Those brand new boots were only $8? What a score!

I scored three George Jones LPs from the late-1960's today.
by mandingoe May 19, 2004
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a kinky sounding name for a some one writing the meeting minutes
The association was getting a little stodgy, so this year instead of electing a secretary, we changed the name to transcriptrix
by mandingoe June 9, 2004
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to swap spit; to french kiss, to snog

this was a vulgar preppism (yes preppys can be as vulgar as they wanna be) circa the last days of disco
I saw Rob and Tara outside eating face.
by mandingoe May 29, 2004
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an old flame or crush that still burns many years later

Similar to 'torch song', a romantic song of heartbreak.
I still carry a torch for her fifteen years later. Even though we were only together for two weeks. Remembering her laughing eyes and all we said...
As all my thoughts of her pass 'fore my face a thousand times
The way they race my heart... I cannot say it all in lines
by mandingoe February 13, 2008
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