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141 definitions by mandingoe

1. in an agitated state, annoyed

2. pissy, uptight
1. Don't get your undies in a bundle, I'm certainly not defending him, I merely wanted to present a hypothetical explanation.

2. It was rejected by an auditor with her undies in a bundle that day.
by mandingoe October 10, 2005
the likelihood (in %) that a car's passengers will survive a collision with a Hummer.
Old lady: I want a car that's safe.

Salesman: Then you should consider this Volvo. It's got an SUV factor of 85. About the only car with a higher SUV factor would be a Hummer.
by mandingoe September 09, 2004
Bondage and discipline
"So what are your experiences and skills?"

"Oh the usual - B'n D, leather, whippings, spanking ..."

"Oh good..we definitely need a dominatrix here. Your hired!"
by mandingoe May 26, 2004
just another way of saying I love you
Please tell the gentleman who keeps sending me those letters that contain words like "cease and desist" and "restraining order" that there's really no need.
by mandingoe April 26, 2004
1. a euphemism for up da butt

2. an intensifier used to connote aggression in phrases such as "Oh yeah? Well you can take that draft card and put it where the sun never shines".

Where the sun don't shine is coarser and therefore more aggressive.
Take your fucking capital gains tax cut and stick it where the sun never shines.
by mandingoe June 15, 2004
Supposedly l33t speak for a computer box. Somehow the irc abbreviation doubled the length of the word

Typically used in conjunction with r0x0rz e.g. 1 r0x0rz jur b0x0rz

The meaning has morphed into boxer shorts in a case of irc whisper down the lane.
I prefer b0x0rz to b213f5.
by mandingoe June 09, 2004
official card game of Wisconsin
Sheepshead has a very strange order ranking of cards.
by mandingoe April 29, 2004