4 definitions by mahmoud ahmadinejad

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Sweet Mother of Allah. This is tasty shit form across the pond. aparently over there its mixed with the blood of a freshly slain buck. Crazy German bastards. in the states it goes well with RedBull, a tasty treat.
Always enjoy jaermeister responsibly. :)
American: I love jagermeister.
Crazy German: I take a shot blood straight outta the deer's juggular and without swallowing take a shot of Jagermeister. The smell of blood gives me a hardon.
by mahmoud ahmadinejad June 21, 2007
This "sport" is an extension of colorgaurd. Though the "competitors" are dedicatated, they still manage to suck shit straight from the asshole of every cheerleader. Even the fat-ass one. The girls/fag-mo boys in this programme seem, at least to me, to be the cheerleader rejects. Usually homosexual (earning them the title FLAGGET) many of the baton twirling bags of anal dousch are either Morbidly obese or obscessed with such faggetry as pokemon/yougeeho (or however the fucking koreans spell it)or magic trading card games, or at least have SPED boyfriends who are. However they don't seem to notice that they are the laughing stock of the entire school. More People pay attention to Operation Social Change (yet another gaping, stinky cock garage in between the legs of society) than to the poorly performed dance routine of these ass tards. Where I'm from, the audience doesn't hesitate to launch projectiles from the top row of the bleachers at the skid-mark who has their toy wooden rifle smack them in the face as it twirls to the ground. Haha it makes me laugh just thinking about it. Back in Veitnam we used to juggle the bullet ridden skulls of Veit Cong infantry as Charlie's 84mm incindiary devices erupted in the trees above us. Try that!
~Haha that fat Winterguard fag just knocked herself out.
~Yeah i think she tried to catch the flag in her mouth.
~maybe if it tried to do that she might have caught it in her hands. Haha
by mahmoud ahmadinejad August 17, 2007
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Dude: If Gwen Stefani walked into this room right now...
Dude 2: I know bro. Id pork the shit outta her... twice... a night.
by mahmoud ahmadinejad August 14, 2007
A term used by God damn w-emos (wannabe emo, like a wigger but way more flambouyantly homosexual)who offer nothing to society and have given up on life. The reason that they don't do drugs have sex etc. is cuz they don't have any friends so they don't get invited to parties to even try these things they detest so. Being as they don't have any friends they never go out to pick up members of the opposite sex so they'll never know the pleasures of the warm vagina. In essence they are just too lazy, or gay, or religious or something, to even try to make friends so they gave up and use the "straight edge" label as an excuse not to make real friends or to grow up and have fun. The most annoying part is that they seem to think that its the best the thing in the world and that everyone needs to know about it and do it too. They consider it a "way of life" so it's kinda like when the mormon people come to your door and try to sell you mormon bibles and shit.
Fag-mo(SxE Kid): how can you poison your bodies with all that drugging and sex and stuff, i'm a striaght edge bitch. whaa.
Geek(who gets more action than the SxE): Actually, studies conducted by John Hopkins medical have found that sexual intercourse, or the act of coitus, is extremly healthy and should practiced 3 times a week at least; and what's more i could kick your ass even though my penis has a larger girth than my bicepts.
Jock(who gets 80 times more than geek)and some of us who havent given up on a social life or one after high school for that matter, are under a piss load of stress between keeping our grades up and being able to compete at our optimal performance level. We use the drugs and alcohol to relax. Were not stoners who do it every day just on weekends when the season's over.
Big Ben(A large Black pimp): Word Beeeotch. I smoke crack rocks cuz i gotta lotta shit goin down. All the mutha-fukkas i bin cappin, man, keep showin up in my dreams an shit, nigga. I gotta lucritive enterprise up in this beitch too. Niggas pay big doh to be sleepin' wit' my ho. Word. Keep it real, nigga.
by mahmoud ahmadinejad August 14, 2007

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