4 definitions by mahmoud amidemajad
Butt sex. When a guy sticks his penis into a lady's ass hole. The penis usually ends up covered in poopies and generally quite dirty. this is where the expression comes from. Cuz usually if you go 4 wheeling in the backcountry, your car will end up covered in mud. Mud resembles poop and the car is a metaphore for your penis.
Female Infidel: OMG! Timmy was so horny last night but i was on my period. I let him go four-wheelin in the backcountry. It smelt like poops and now i cant control my sphincter so i wear a diaper.
Infidel: I went four-wheelin in the back country yesterday. Ass hole is the second vagina.
Infidel: I went four-wheelin in the back country yesterday. Ass hole is the second vagina.
by mahmoud amidemajad March 26, 2008
Commonly referred to as swamp ass, this is a condition that affects millions of people worldwide. Most commonly infected are athletic males and the obese. This disease is caused by an insufficient wipe of the anus after a poo, and later exposure of the dingleberries to the intense heat generated in the sauna, that is an ass crack. Athletic activity or fatness can intensify the moist heat generated in anal cavity, thus increasing the potency of the alligators.
Symptoms of alligators include monsterous dingleberries resembling alligators, a slick sweaty sensation between the ass cheeks, and in severe cases, a bog-like, swampy stench eminating from the backside. The Afghani Sauna effect.
It should be noted that attractive females are immune to alligators being as they dont go poop, and therefore don't get dingleberries.
Symptoms of alligators include monsterous dingleberries resembling alligators, a slick sweaty sensation between the ass cheeks, and in severe cases, a bog-like, swampy stench eminating from the backside. The Afghani Sauna effect.
It should be noted that attractive females are immune to alligators being as they dont go poop, and therefore don't get dingleberries.
Tom: Dude I've got some wicked alligators crawlin' around in my butt right now.
Jose: Si senor. You should try to wipe next time.
Fat Man: Bla! Im so fat I can't wipe my ass! Now I have alligators.
Hot Chick: I don't get alligators cuz i doon't poop. Yay!
Jose: Si senor. You should try to wipe next time.
Fat Man: Bla! Im so fat I can't wipe my ass! Now I have alligators.
Hot Chick: I don't get alligators cuz i doon't poop. Yay!
by mahmoud amidemajad March 23, 2008
A term used between male friends when one of them has become a whipped pussy ass bitch over a girl who in most cases is a tease. when this golden rule is forgetten, the friendship and even brotherly bonds that are shared between the bros can be broken down. Remember, take care of the bros, and they'll take care of you. The high school fling will end and six monts later, no one, not even you, will remember it, but your bros will still be there, untill the day you keel over and die. In other words, unless you plan to mary her, hang with the dudes, and if you do plan to marry her, she'll understand if you say you made plans with your friends; and if she's not a bitch she'll get over it. if she gets pissy she's not worth it and most likly klingy.
Bro: Mike, were gona get shitfaced with the dudes tonite!
Mike: Sorry man, I made plans with Liniqua tonite.
Bro: Fuck you, we've been planning this all week! bros before hoes dude. don't be a bitch.
Mike: but i told her she was the reason I'm alive tonite so i can't go with you.
Bro: (proceeds to reach down Mike's pants) Oh, there they are, i was wondering where your balls were hiding. she'll get over it, lets go.
Mike: Sorry man, I made plans with Liniqua tonite.
Bro: Fuck you, we've been planning this all week! bros before hoes dude. don't be a bitch.
Mike: but i told her she was the reason I'm alive tonite so i can't go with you.
Bro: (proceeds to reach down Mike's pants) Oh, there they are, i was wondering where your balls were hiding. she'll get over it, lets go.
by mahmoud amidemajad May 22, 2007
Female Infidel: last night chris was really horny. But i was on my period, so i let him go four-wheelin' in backcountry. Now i poop my pants all the time cuz my ass hole is gaping.
by mahmoud amidemajad March 26, 2008