"An island across the sea, beautiful KAUAI."
Also known as the Garden Island of Hawaii. The oldest Hawaiian island. Mount Waialeale, the wettest spot on the earth..
ALSO AN ISLAND THAT IS BEING OVERPOPULATED BY HAOLES (WHITE PEOPLE) MOVING HERE. ITS DISGUSTING AND NEEDS TO STOP. THE DEVELOPMENT IS DESTROYING THE NATIVE LAND AND PEOPLE. WE WILL SOON LOOK LIKE WAIKIKI! NO MORE SECRET BEACHES, NO MORE BEAUTIFUL SACRED LAND. EVERYTHING IS BEING TAKEN AWAY FROM US. I SUGGEST YOU STAY AWAY, STAY FAR AWAY. WE DONT NEED ANYONE ELSE MOVING HERE. GO MOVE TO MAUI, YEAR ROUND SURF TOO. WE ALSO BEAT UP ANY WHITE PERSON THAT WE SEE. TOURIST TOO, SO WATCH OUT.
Theres also a secret society that looks for tourist at night and steals their money and beats them up. Youre lucky im warning you now..
Dont ever come to Kauai