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How you walk to the toilet when you have to poop real bad. So bad every muscle bellow your waist is clenched as tight as possible to prevent leakage.
If I didn’t do the two cheek slide I would have shit my pants for sure!
by magicjesse February 4, 2023
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The stuff hot girls wear to hide the fact they gain weight over the holidays and through out the winter.
Becky has a lovely turtle neck on. It’s just winter camo the only reason she is wearing that is to hide the 15 pounds she gained at thanksgiving .
by magicjesse November 17, 2017
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