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cumputer

A computer with large amounts or pornographic material in it
let's search some porn on your cumputer
by mAGIK bUS July 6, 2005
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headliner

An event that is momentous in your life
Guy 1:OMG!! i got my dick sucked for the first time!!

Guy 2: well.. that's a headliner..
by mAGIK bUS April 15, 2005
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mash

To ride a bike (usually on the road) at olympic blazing speeds without regard for human life, so fast that you think your legs and body will explode.
those hipster kid don't have jobs, all they do is smoke american spirits and mash on their fixies!
by mAgik bUS December 8, 2009
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depot

(de-pot): to detoxicify someone who has high amounts of thc in their bodies, this is either done to pass any drug test or what happens in rehabilitation clinics and meetings.
"yo,homeslice mah granma is gettin' that flava straight out da oven wid da solid g's dawg, howsa bout we get to da hood get outa da grill, nawwuhmean? cuz tommorez i gottsa go get depot so mah granma aint gane catch me up da hezzie pezzie"

"tru dat tru dat"
by mAGIK bUS December 28, 2005
mugGet the depotmug.

Private School

Schools that usually provide better education for it's students than most public schools. Admission requires money or scholarships or both; some schools require entrance examinations. Their curriculum is not mandated by the state.

rich white people like it because it's it's full of other rich white people and no minorities to scare them.
by mAGIK bUS April 17, 2005
mugGet the Private Schoolmug.

Trigger Happy T.V.

Show on comedy central that originated in britain where people play pranks on the unsuspecting public. not as red neck as Jackass
by mAGIK bUS March 12, 2005
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religion

Man made comfort mechanism intended to make human kind fearful of a nonexistent dieties.

Divides humans into categories and subcategories (catholicism, protestant, shiite, sunni)
because of religion let's all worship god and forget all our troubles!
by mAGIK bUS February 17, 2005
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