m@77 j@m35's definitions

burnout

Someone who was really popular in high school and college and spent those years as well as ages 21-29 partying, smoking weed and doing other drugs (including drinking a lot), having sex and hooking up, but after age 30 is a total asshole with a bad job, legal issues, health problems, and is usually not married or ever has a family. In other words, a burnout is what happens later in life to age 14-29 punk-ass guys and age 14-29 slut girls.

I am 15 years old and would much rather prefer being average or not popular in high school and college yet grow up to have a successful job and a good family instead of being really popular and the life of the party now yet becoming a total shithead or burnout later in adulthood.

by M@77 J@M35 June 14, 2011

Drive-by shouting

When you roll down the window of a car and shout something at a person or people. Usually an insult.

I saw a group of punk-ass teenagers walking down the street and there was a guy making out with his girlfriend or some bullshit like that, and I rolled down the car window and did a drive-by shouting of "stop infecting this town!!"

by M@77 J@M35 June 21, 2011

LDASM

An acronym for "Liberal Democrat Atheist who smokes marijuana" A deadly evil combination of lifestyle choices in present-day America.

That LDASM down the street voted for Obama, and hopefully won't do it again.

by M@77 J@M35 January 5, 2012

Statriotic

Showing great pride for the city or state one lives in, or at least constantly mentions it. And yes, much more than showing appreciation for the whole USA. The prime example for a city would be San Francisco, and the prime example for a state would be Rhode Island.

Today i saw a bunch of 16-year old white guys with saggin pants and backwards Giants (baseball) hats walking down the street shouting "SF is da hella legit shit, homiez!". They're very statriotic, but is that really a good reason to wave infinitely more rainbow flags than American flags?

by M@77 J@M35 January 4, 2013

IGS

It stands for inter-gender sleepover. It is a sleepover with both guys and girls, usually consisting of 2 guys and their girlfriends. It is usually one of the best events with the opposite gender in the world of people age 15-18, and almost always leads to sex, or at least other intimate contact.

My friend told me about an IGS he once had, and it sounds amazing. If I ever make the insane decision of possibly ever getting a girlfriend at some point in the next 2 years, I am gonna call a friend and his gf to come over and have it.

by M@77 J@M35 August 25, 2012

bifriendly

(BYE-frend-lee) A person that seems to switch between liking and being nice to you and hating you. Almost like bipolar, except with their interactions towards certain people. This person is either a friend or a jerk, and they alternate with each personality a lot. If you really can't decide which one, then the person is a jerk and they don't deserve to be your friend. Bifriendly people are best avoided.

(name): hey, did you see my new youtube video?

MS: yeah, it was awesome

NEXT DAY (or less than one day)

(name): I discovered this new death metal band that's amazing

MS: stop talking to me! You're so annoying

(name): why the fuck are you so bifriendly?

by M@77 J@M35 July 12, 2012

the exciting hours

The time from 11pm to 6am. It's when all the exciting stuff happens in the streets, like shootings, robberies, drunk driving accidents, vandalism, whatever crime you hear about in the local news.

11-12: robberies and big fights

12-3: shootings and drunk driving accidents

3-6: vandalism, high-speed pursuits and other deadly car accidents

News: "A young black male was killed in a drive-by shooting at 1:30 AM last Monday in the San Francisco Tenderloin, police said."

DAMN IT!! It was in the exciting hours...

by M@77 J@M35 July 12, 2012