1.(adj) resembling one who is intoxicated, but not actually being under the influence. Severe cases of drunkness occer generally very late at night when subjects are tired. Hallucinations are common, also feelings of euphoria and altered visions of reality. Those who are drunk are usually very creative in a very sick sort of way.
Hey!!! instead of saying "pants", pretend the english language has no 'n' and say "pamts".