lucas's definitions

sphincter slam

A sexual manovere in which sum 1 proceeds to jump and land on there front will giving sumone a buttfuck

Jim gave micheal a huge sphincter slam.
There was blood every where

by Lucas December 31, 2003

redneck

Anybody who likes Bush, drinks beer(a lot)and walks around in town with a 12gauge,shootin' everything that moves.Oh and ,has a red neck

Hey!! Everybody...look at that fuckin' redneck.

BAM!BAM! Die mofo!

by Lucas December 19, 2004

mactard

A user of Macintosh computers, an Apple fan.

"So did you get caught out by that annoying (virus/worm/trojan)?"
"Nah, I'm a Mactard"

by Lucas May 27, 2004

trait

hiv (human imunodeficiency virus) or aids (aquired imunodeficiency virus)

lorisha got the trait from workin' too much in hunts point

by lucas July 9, 2004

wall dance

The popular dance performed by single white men everywhere.

Hey, Melvin's doing the wall dance.

by Lucas December 20, 2004

Cheesist

One who worships cheese and the cheese god; otherwise known as god.

"Cheese is god"
"I am a cheesist"

by lucas July 20, 2004

Ramen

Magical joy-giving substance made of most mysterious reagents. Often coupled with water in cauldron bubble to unleash the power of the joy.

Double, double, ramen and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble!

by Lucas November 4, 2003