lucas's definitions

opera house

A woman with a very large vagina whose labia resembles large hanging pink curtains.

I was about to have sex with this chick but then I saw her opera house and my standing ovation lost its enthusiasm.

by Lucas February 16, 2005

wall dance

The popular dance performed by single white men everywhere.

Hey, Melvin's doing the wall dance.

by Lucas December 20, 2004

HCIC

Head Cracker In Charge. This is the leader of the gang named the "Crazy Crackers". He is the most dangerous of them all.

"Have you ever met the HCIC?"

by Lucas December 27, 2004

cat and mouse

A game played only when a member of the female class is in her menstraul cycle. The said female gets naked and runs around on her hands and knees. The "cat" who can be a member of either sex, also gets naked and chases the female around on their hands and knees. Upon catching the female, the "cat" removes the tampon from the female, and swings it around and plays with it like a cat does with a bloody mouse.

We cant have sex cause of that? Well shit, lets play cat and mouse.

by Lucas March 30, 2004

biscuit

(n) A party game in which a pastry is put in the middle of a circle of people, each person then self stimulates ejaculation, the last person to do so is required to eat the pastry. Can also be played with a person in place of the pastry, the looser is required to preform oral sex on the ejaculation covered person

"Dude, that chick looks like a slut, lets see if she wants to play biscuit"

by Lucas March 30, 2004

shart

shit art

"man that huge sculpture in front of the AT&T building is total shart"

by lucas March 14, 2004

krunk

What Aulbire says because it seems to be less than 'drunk' when she doesn't wants to admit that she's fucked up.

Im ok, Im just krunk.

by Lucas July 1, 2004