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A nicer way to say you're a fucking hot mess
Person 1: Damn her makeup is running
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp
by loopydroop October 3, 2019
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It’s a girls name too.

A girl named Ryan will most likely be incredibly intelligent and will excel in reading comprehension and grammar. She can come off as moody and short-tempered, but really craves attention and love. A girl named Ryan isn’t sensitive or hurt easily. She can be argumentative and always wants her way no matter what. Ryan can be possessive and bossy but she only wants what is best for her friends.

Ryan is a great partner. She is loyal to her partner no matter what and has a very low chance of cheating. Although, a girl named Ryan is more likely to be lesbian than straight. This may be because of her boyish nature. As a child, she may choose to play with boys instead of girls and wear more boyish clothing and colors. As she grows older, she will most likely play sports.
A girl named Ryan is very well-rounded. Not only are they highly intelligent and athletic, she may also show interest in the arts. Ryan might be a good artist or a great singer.
A girl named Ryan most likely will be a Gemini, Scorpio, or Virgo.
”Hi, I'm Kelly!”

”Hello, I'm Ryan.”

”Isn’t that a boy’s name?”

*sigh*
by loopydroop October 13, 2019
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