loki's definitions

rasputin

A Russian anomaly. Like Jesus, did unexplainable things, except that Rasputin was evil.

They didn't just stab, shoot, burn, and kick him, they also poisoned him and drowned him, and yeah, he was still somewhat alive.

by Loki July 3, 2003

Smakx Up

When you get rapidly smacked in the face. It is considered "Smacked up" when it is only 50 smacks or less, but "Smakx Up", is about 150.

When he was sad, he used to get smakx'd up by his mama.

by Loki April 8, 2005

ghetto smack

The art of hitting someone with any nearby object, animal or person.
Came about due to lack of professional weapons in ghettos or slums, thereby requiring for the assailant to use any available object.

Penny backtalked me at the carnival yesterday, so i picked up a midget and ghetto smacked that bitch back to Beirut.

by loki March 27, 2005

system of a down

metal band (yes, they are metal) known for singing about politics, though they sing about a lot of other stuff too. some of their songs do not have a definate meaning and are open for interpretation. some of them might be about nothing. system takes a lot of heat for singing about the war and the problems in america, when a lot of other bands do the same (and only to follow suit on the trend that hating America has become). SOAD is a band with convictions, talent and honest beliefs that they share with their fans in their songs, and they are generally well-liked. usually the only people who are offended by system of a down are rednecks and overzealous conservatives.

I love system of a down and own all of their albums.

by loki August 25, 2004

safety police

A person or persons overly concerned with safety in every situation.

"Be careful those fireworks will blow your arms and legs off!" "Oh Mercedes, Are you the chief of the safety police?"

by loki September 27, 2005

regents

A New York State exam. There are Earth science, biology, and chemistry regents, math sequential A and B regents, english regents, F-Language regents, Global/American History regents, and God-knows-what-else regents.

I've taken Bio, Global, and Earth science and they were easier than the teachers made it seem.

by Loki July 25, 2003

Derren Brown

Derren Brown is a smug, balding git; A socially inept, poor man's David Copperfield with delusions of grandeur.

"If you don't attempt to make any friends and quit that nerdy magic stuff you'll end up just like Derren Brown!"

by Loki October 28, 2004