loki's definitions

flash mob

A group of people who appear from out of nowhere, to perfom predetermined actions, designed to amuse and confuse surrounding people. The group performs these actions for a short amount of time before quickly dispersing. Flash mobs are often organised through email and/or newsgroup postings.

The flash mob made chicken noises, confusing others around them.

by Loki August 12, 2003

ghetto smack

The art of hitting someone with any nearby object, animal or person.
Came about due to lack of professional weapons in ghettos or slums, thereby requiring for the assailant to use any available object.

Penny backtalked me at the carnival yesterday, so i picked up a midget and ghetto smacked that bitch back to Beirut.

by loki March 27, 2005

rasputin

A Russian anomaly. Like Jesus, did unexplainable things, except that Rasputin was evil.

They didn't just stab, shoot, burn, and kick him, they also poisoned him and drowned him, and yeah, he was still somewhat alive.

by Loki July 3, 2003

crack circle of doom

capricious cult of dungeonites, also known as the CCOD. Originaly founded at ILC.

welcome to the world of the ccod. boggle on the couch while the high council decides whether to let you in, or feed you to the ravenous, snarling, cerberus-resembling monsters outside. Sweet dreams...

by Loki November 14, 2004

Witz

A trend setter of current affairs and pop culture. This person is known for their fashion sense, with special care taken to their footwear; See Sneaker Pimps A Witz is always well connected in the community, often the first on the block to know about concerts and celebrity tragedies.

Julia was considered the witz of Froebel’s Junior College.

by Loki January 31, 2005

Fanfiction

A work of fiction utilizing characters from a book, television show, or movie, as opposed to original characters. Referred to as "fan"fiction because it is generally written by fans obsessed with the book, television show, or movie.

"Man, I found some awesome Buffy slash fanfiction last night. Spike and Angel were getting it on!

by Loki September 4, 2005

merf

One word most people will say, "Hey that's my word!" or "I made that word up!"

Sometimes used as meh.

Used to show confusion.

Math Teacher: M times(3+489 to the 76th power) times IDT divided by E, times the square root of RM to the 32nd power...

Students #1, #3, #10008: WHAAAAAT?
Student #2: merf.
Hermione-like student: M+I+D+T+E+R+M!
All other students: Groan!
Loki: *sets school on fire*

by Loki January 14, 2004