1. One who makes up a word when they can't think of a suitable one, or combines two or more words into a single word, or bastardises words: eg. occupated in place of occupied.
2. The ability to disbelieve anything quoted about yourself, even if it's been written down as you've said it.
3. the ability to consume vast quanities of food without throwing up.
so your order is: two 1/2lb burgers, two tortilla wraps, a 16" mexicano pizza, mixed kebab and a large fish...you're doing a sminja