3 definitions by llamasaylol

When you don't want to engage in a full dab, but you still want to let people know that you're lit.
Just throw your chin up and give it a quick /pchew/.
"Hey check it out dad, I'm woke! *dibs*"
"Dib on the hate."
"I don't have the energy today, so I'll be dibbing instead of dabbing."
by llamasaylol February 7, 2018
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Something with rotten history on electronic integrity.
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump): “Philadelpiha has got a rotten history on election integrity.” @Varneyco @FoxBusiness
by llamasaylol November 6, 2020
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The elf that finishes first during their Christmas day orgy.

Christmas day in the one day of the year off for elves, after all the presents have been made. But, they have nothing to do, no TV, so they have a nice Christmas orgy. The lack of sex during the year affects all the elves, making some blow too early. The elf that blows first is The Christmas First.

Related: The Christmas Bitch
Robin finished first during the elf Christmas orgy, so he sat in the corner on his phone. He was The Christmas First.
by llamasaylol December 17, 2016
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