14 definitions by livingm3m3

Coom

To coom is to masturbate so much in a short time period, you are unable to ejaculate. Either that or your cum turns into water.

A person who cooms regularly is a Coomer and is often unable to cum after orgasm and masturbates at least 3 times per day.

Dude, after No Nut November, I am gonna coom so fucking much!

by livingm3m3 November 1, 2020

Pogging

Making a face of enjoyment, and surprise - that takes form with the mouth open as if you were saying 'O'.

OR

Inserting the testicles into the anus or vagina during intercourse.

That was so delightful! I'm pogging right now!

OR

Oh, Jenny, how does this pogging feel?

by livingm3m3 June 23, 2021

Courtesy Flush

When you take a mean ass shit, and you either use too much toilet paper or it fucking stinks of shit - so you flush before you finish.

Josh: "Yo, dude. What the fuck? It reeks of shit in there! Why didn't you courtesy flush?"
Robin: "Shit, bro. I'm sorry."

by livingm3m3 May 8, 2021

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

the fucking alphabet you fucking dumbass

hey bro can you recite the abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
it's called the alphabet you fucking retard

by livingm3m3 April 13, 2021

Misclick

A word to clear yourself of all blame when you RDM in a roleplay game or teamkill in a shooter.

Me: *Shoots teammate 5 times in the body and then teabags on dead body*
Teammate: "WTF bro?"
Me: "Misclick."

by livingm3m3 December 19, 2021

Wise Dodge

When someone declines a 1v1 in a video game, the person who asked for the 1v1 will type in chat "wise dodge".

"Wise Dodge" implies that the person who declined the fight is of a lower skill level than the instigator; knowing this, they declined the fight.

"yeah 1v1 ft3 noob"
"nah"
"yeah wise dodge pal"

by livingm3m3 October 21, 2021

Vanilla Banana Hershey Swirl

A mixture of shit, piss, and cum. Often mixed into an icecream-like texture.

God that dude is so hot, I wanna feed him my Vanilla Banana Hershey Swirl.

by livingm3m3 April 13, 2021