little computer nerd's definitions

chocpile

A stockpile of chocolate, usually stashed away in a cupboard for Christmas.

I opened the cupboard and the chocpile fell on me. Luckily I was able to reach my mobile phone and call for help.

by Little Computer Nerd December 19, 2011

stickers

Amalgamation of the two words - sticky knickers. Used to describe underwear with skid marks, or after unsuccessfully trying to wait while desperate to go for a wee.

My wife was feeling discomfort in her stickers, as she'd been stuck on the bed with paralyzed legs for some time.

by Little Computer Nerd October 13, 2009

wonties

Alternative spelling of oneties, the decade between 2010 and 2019. Before this decade you have the noughties, and afterwards the twenties, so the decade in-between had to be given a suitable name.

Man 1: In the wonties, we want world peace, a great global economy and better shows on the TV.

Man 2: You want a lot, don't you?

by Little Computer Nerd December 8, 2009

Calpol tunnel

The syndrome where reaching for the child paracetamol shoots a pain up your arm

Patient: When I reach for the children's paracetamol, I get a shooting pain up my arm. Any idea what it might be?

Doctor: Hmm, sounds like a bad case of Calpol Tunnel!

by Little Computer Nerd October 20, 2010

Morrisons dancing

This is Morris dancing performed in a particular British supermarket, namely Morrison's.

Did you see those people Morrisons dancing by the deli counter?

by Little Computer Nerd November 25, 2011

power talking

Power walking, with more talking taking place than walking.

My wife and I were walking along when two people power talking came past.

by Little Computer Nerd July 31, 2009

Knackard Bell

Name given to a particular brand of computer or laptop when it goes wrong, which they invariably do.

Hey dude, there's a load of new listings on ebay for Knackard Bell pc's.

by Little Computer Nerd December 8, 2009