little computer nerd's definitions

chocpile

A stockpile of chocolate, usually stashed away in a cupboard for Christmas.

I opened the cupboard and the chocpile fell on me. Luckily I was able to reach my mobile phone and call for help.

by Little Computer Nerd December 19, 2011

stickers

Amalgamation of the two words - sticky knickers. Used to describe underwear with skid marks, or after unsuccessfully trying to wait while desperate to go for a wee.

My wife was feeling discomfort in her stickers, as she'd been stuck on the bed with paralyzed legs for some time.

by Little Computer Nerd October 13, 2009

wonties

Alternative spelling of oneties, the decade between 2010 and 2019. Before this decade you have the noughties, and afterwards the twenties, so the decade in-between had to be given a suitable name.

Man 1: In the wonties, we want world peace, a great global economy and better shows on the TV.

Man 2: You want a lot, don't you?

by Little Computer Nerd December 8, 2009

Oneties

The name of the decade from 2010 to 2019. We've had the noughties, and after 2020 we will have the twenties, so this has to be the most logical name for the one between.

Man: I've had some fun during the noughties!
Other Man: Yes, just think what fun we could have during the oneties!

by Little Computer Nerd December 8, 2009

Morrisons dancing

This is Morris dancing performed in a particular British supermarket, namely Morrison's.

Did you see those people Morrisons dancing by the deli counter?

by Little Computer Nerd November 25, 2011

bedlife day

Spending all day in bed. See bedlife for more information.

My wife wasn't well today, so she had a bedlife day.

by Little Computer Nerd June 23, 2009

power talking

Power walking, with more talking taking place than walking.

My wife and I were walking along when two people power talking came past.

by Little Computer Nerd July 31, 2009