little computer nerd
Alternative spelling of
, the decade between 2010 and 2019. Before this decade you have the noughties, and afterwards the twenties, so the decade in-between had to be given a suitable name.
Man 1: In the wonties, we want world peace, a great global economy and better shows on the TV.
Man 2: You want a lot, don't you?
A stockpile of chocolate, usually stashed away in a cupboard for Christmas.
I opened the cupboard and the chocpile fell on me. Luckily I was able to reach my mobile phone and call for help.
performed in a particular British supermarket, namely Morrison's.
Did you see those people Morrisons dancing by the deli counter?
Name given to a particular brand of computer or laptop when it goes wrong, which they invariably do.
Hey dude, there's a load of new listings on ebay for Knackard Bell pc's.
The syndrome where reaching for the child paracetamol shoots a pain up your arm
Patient: When I reach for the children's paracetamol, I get a shooting pain up my arm. Any idea what it might be?
Doctor: Hmm, sounds like a bad case of Calpol Tunnel!
Taken from the phrase
, year debt refers to a year when you've got lots of debt to pay back, especially after having a merry
Man I had a fabulous
, but now I'm back to year debt!
The type of toilet paper often found in public toilets (restrooms) where the sheets are often of varying lengths, e.g. a short length represents a dit, a long length represents a dah. I don't know morse code but if I did, I might be able to decipher the code to see what subliminal messaging the manufacturer is trying to send to me.
God, not another one of those morse code toilet paper rolls, I wish they would order more expensive toilet rolls.
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