8 definitions by linguishionista

Top Definition
The number of people one has had sex with.
Bill just broke up with his girlfriend and wanted to hook up with me, but I said no because I'm trying to keep my number down.
#sex #promiscuity #dating #hooking up #sexual partner
by linguishionista August 26, 2008
An Electronic Public Display of Affection. A public electronically mediated exchange, such as on Facebook, between a couple that evokes love or tenderness. Like regular PDAs, e-PDAs can potentially disgust everybody else not in the relationship.
A: Did you see Kristin's Facebook status update about how she had such a great time last night with Dan? Such an e-PDA.

B: Oh, and then Dan commented that he had a great time too. Ugh, get a room!
#pda #facebook #status update #electronic #gross #get a room
by linguishionista May 13, 2009
A dank, dirty neighborhood cafe that serves cheap beverages and foodstuffs. Many of the clientele are regulars. Like a dive bar, but (probably) without the booze.
Can you believe I saw my Congressman at the dive cafe in my neighborhood? He probably goes there because it's the only place people don't recognize him.
#cafe #dive bar #neighborhood #coffee #dodgy #hangout place
by linguishionista September 02, 2008
1) euphemistic way of saying something has been tough or that you screwed up. Can be annoying if not used ironically.

2) way of talking about long-term goals and plans
1) Kanye West tweet, after misspelling "Silicon" "Silicone":

Lol I spelled Silicon wrong ( I guess I was still thinking about the other type of silicone ITS A PROCESS!! : )

2) I want to be able to forgive my dad after he slept with my aunt but it's a process.
#its a process #process #euphemism #irony #goals #douchespeak
by linguishionista January 04, 2011
Like "windswept", but with a different (and obvious) cause.
After Todd came over for a quickie, I didn't get a chance to shower before going out to dinner. Luckily, my hair wasn't too fuckswept.
#hair #sex #fuck #windswept #windblown #fuck swept
by linguishionista February 17, 2009
Spring. Specifically, the part of spring where you first start wearing heels and sandals without socks.
Judith, do you have a band-aid? Normally I carry some around during blister season, but I just ran out because I'm wearing these snug but gorgeous Manolo Blahniks.
#band-aid season #blisters #spring #shoes #sandals
by linguishionista March 29, 2009
To stumble home (or elsewhere) while trying to sober up at the same time. Could also be "stober up".
I have vague memories of buying this water bottle at the grocery store while stobering home last Friday.

#drinking #drunk #sober #stumble #walk
by linguishionista July 14, 2008
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