13 definitions by lilparkczar
The Great One. Their will never ever be a hockey player as good as him. God could be playing in goal for any given team, be able to stop the shot before it happens with a single thought and Gretzky would still score 2 goals
God has a shutout going here late in the 3rd period...oh now its Wayne Gretzky on the breakaway! He's dekeing..backhand..forehand..SCOREEE. Wayne Gretzky Scores! And this one is headed for overtime
-Later on in overtime-
Here are the Oilers on the powerplay with 1:21 left in overtime. Messier's looking to pass to Gretzky..he fakes the shot passes it to Gretzky..WHO SCORES. HE SCORES. WAYNE GRETZKY scores and this game is over. He went top shelf and ended it with 1:10 to play. Oh baby what a goal!
-Later on in overtime-
Here are the Oilers on the powerplay with 1:21 left in overtime. Messier's looking to pass to Gretzky..he fakes the shot passes it to Gretzky..WHO SCORES. HE SCORES. WAYNE GRETZKY scores and this game is over. He went top shelf and ended it with 1:10 to play. Oh baby what a goal!
by lilparkczar December 3, 2007
Raping a woman. Hitting a homerun is actual sexual intercourse. It can happen in one of two ways. The first way is for a man and woman to be on second base (groping etc.) and he wants to go to round third and go home but she says no so the man drops anchor at third and then steals home by raping her. The second way this can happen is just having a stranger jump a woman when no witnesses are around and stealing home
That poor girl. She was in the hospital for a week after leaving her job bartending. She was walking to her car when out of nowhere some nut sneaked up behind her, threw her down, and started stealing home. Bunch of savages in this town
by lilparkczar July 11, 2008
What the New York Mets are really good at doing despite their delusional fans thinking Johan Santana would make a bit of difference on a flat-out bad team
Collapse: The Sequel has begun and the Mutts will eventually choke! FUCK THE METS!! LETS GO PHILLIES!!!!
by lilparkczar September 17, 2008
A robot intended to be used as a cop in order to put an end to crime in Old Detroit in the the movie Robocop. It has two machine guns for arms, both of which come equipped with side-mounted rockets. When it was first tested in the OCP boardroom, it malfunctioned and turned Mr. Kinney into a hamburger by pumping round after round of screaming metal into his flesh until they pulled out his power cord. Ultimately gets pwned by Murphy/Robocop at the end of the movie
Dick Jones: Mr. Kinney.
Kinney: Yes sir?
Jones: Give us a demonstration.
Kinney: Yes sir.
-Jones hands Kinney a gun-
Jones: Use your gun in a threatening manner
-Kinney points gun at Jones-
Jones: Point it at Ed-209
-Kinney points gun at ED-209. It goes berserk and shoots him until there is barely enough left of the body to carry out
Kinney: Yes sir?
Jones: Give us a demonstration.
Kinney: Yes sir.
-Jones hands Kinney a gun-
Jones: Use your gun in a threatening manner
-Kinney points gun at Jones-
Jones: Point it at Ed-209
-Kinney points gun at ED-209. It goes berserk and shoots him until there is barely enough left of the body to carry out
by lilparkczar December 5, 2007
by lilparkczar November 13, 2007
I was embarrassed when i let out a pee fart in the bathroom cause it happened when my girlfriend was walking by the door
by lilparkczar October 18, 2007