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6 definitions by lightningbaroness

 
1.
n. A term used to call the phenomena of spazzing out and an orgasm combined.

This is a very common phenomenon among fangirls and fanboys whenever they see, hear or sense the object of their obsession.

A spazgasm is very similar to spazzing out but is caused due to fan-related stimuli.

The symptoms of a spazgasm are hyperventilation, screaming, flailing, twitching, jumping. Most of the symptoms of hysteria, actually. And is always followed by a feeling like you're about to faint.

In other words, it's completely normal and okay.
Fanboy: Dude! That show was so off the f*cking chain!!!

Fangirl: Absolutely, I think I had a multiple spazgasm after just the light show!
by lightningbaroness January 01, 2010
 
2.
Ten times better than the bitch-slap.
Dude 1: "Hey what happened to Plympton?"

Dude 2: "Called Alex a whore."

Dude 1: "So she bitch-slapped him?!"

Dude 2: "Worse. Bastard-punch."

Dude 1: "Damn."
by lightningbaroness March 01, 2010
 
3.
The act of copying and pasting information from Wikipedia and passing it of as legitimate research.
Teacher: "Okay kids, I want you to write a history of World War II and I don't want any wikipedia regurgita."
by lightningbaroness November 30, 2010
 
4.
An adjective to describe an object or a person who or is timelessly hot, regardless of age.
Person 1: Tom Hardy's in a new movie?
Person 2: Yeah, with the permahot Gary Oldman.

GQ: Here we see Joseph Gordon-Levitt demonstrating the versatility of the tie with permahot Claudia Schiffer.

Me: Classic men's shoes? That shit's permahot.
by lightningbaroness August 02, 2012
 
5.
An ass-clap is the proper term for a the following action.

You see your best friend. You proceed to high-five your best friend. As your palms connect, continue on to slap your friend on the ass cheek. Proceed to bask in the awkward awesomeness.

Great for making a pass at your straight/gay teammates after a score.

Also the ultimate show of complete adjustment to your friend and the ultimate hand-shake/high-five no one dare copy.
VOLLEYBALL/ BASKETBALL/VIDEO GAMES/ANY GAMES

Ambiguously Gay Friend 1: HELLZ YEAH, SCORE!!

Ambiguously Gay Friend 2: ASS-CLAP!
by lightningbaroness May 07, 2010
 
6.
She's a free bitch, baby.
Lady GaGa, she's a free bitch?

Yes. Yes, she is.
by lightningbaroness August 13, 2010