919 definitions by light joker

All (that) meat and no potatoes

Having to do with a tremendously fat person (a rude catchphrase)

Look at that huge kid, all meat and no potatoes.

by light joker August 18, 2004

teenybopper

a young teenager, usually a girl

Teenyboppers a considered ditzy by some people.

by light joker November 12, 2006

get out of Dodge

To leave(refers to dodge city, Kansas, a catchphrase from western entertainment)

I don't like the looks of this place. It's time to get out of Dodge.

by light joker November 17, 2006

two cents

your advice, usually when it is not requested

Don't let them add their two cents in. It is not worth listening to.

by light joker October 12, 2006

Con-artist

or con artist

one who makes money by fraud

Appearently, a con artist was targeting newlyweds.

by light joker June 5, 2005

Velvet Worm

A Very hairy penis.(Named for the creature decended from the extinct marine organism, Halucinagenia.)

Hey, stop touching my Velvet Worm.

by light joker April 29, 2004

morphadite

a hermaphrodite (from a mispronunciation of hermaphrodite)

How would you feel if you were a morphadite and he spread rumors about you?

by light joker December 4, 2005