7 definitions by lglifeisgood
the worst thing in the world. you could be out enjoying life but NO, you have to sit down and finish 4 booklets with ten pages of stupid math problems. yeah that's right 400 QUESTIONS.
IT DOES NOT HELP. AT ALL. it's so repetitive doing the same booklets 6 times over and your parents say "it's for your own good, you'll pass this way." IT DONT WORK. the instructors suck.
TO KIDS WHO DONT DO KUMON IF YOU EVER HEAR KUMON COMING FROM YOUR PARENTS MOUTH RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!! IT WILL DESTROY YOUR LIFE, IT TAKES UP SO MUCH TIME ON TOP OF ALL THE SCHOOL WORK! YOU WON'T EVEN GET TO ENJOY YOUR LIFE BC OF KUMON.
I'm even scared of my dad who is forcing me to do this. I wanna quit but ill just get yelled at.
IT DOES NOT HELP. AT ALL. it's so repetitive doing the same booklets 6 times over and your parents say "it's for your own good, you'll pass this way." IT DONT WORK. the instructors suck.
TO KIDS WHO DONT DO KUMON IF YOU EVER HEAR KUMON COMING FROM YOUR PARENTS MOUTH RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!! IT WILL DESTROY YOUR LIFE, IT TAKES UP SO MUCH TIME ON TOP OF ALL THE SCHOOL WORK! YOU WON'T EVEN GET TO ENJOY YOUR LIFE BC OF KUMON.
I'm even scared of my dad who is forcing me to do this. I wanna quit but ill just get yelled at.
parent: have you finished your Kumon?
kid: no
parent: *knocks fist on table* let me tell you, if you don't finish, you will not eat, you will not sleep, you don't wanna know what I'll do to you.
kid: *visibly shaking*
parent: finish it now
kid: no
parent: *knocks fist on table* let me tell you, if you don't finish, you will not eat, you will not sleep, you don't wanna know what I'll do to you.
kid: *visibly shaking*
parent: finish it now
by lglifeisgood June 18, 2020
Kyle: So I was hanging out with this girl and she called me a hottie.
Brian: Go on..
Kyle: then she asked me if I knew Mark.
Kyle: And I said yeah! he's my friend.
Brian: then..
Kyle: Then she said, can you give me his number?
Kyle: and I said yes. I'm so dumb. :(
Brian: F in the chat
Ryan: F
Daniel: F
Zack: F
Jack: F
Brian: Go on..
Kyle: then she asked me if I knew Mark.
Kyle: And I said yeah! he's my friend.
Brian: then..
Kyle: Then she said, can you give me his number?
Kyle: and I said yes. I'm so dumb. :(
Brian: F in the chat
Ryan: F
Daniel: F
Zack: F
Jack: F
by lglifeisgood March 19, 2020
The Happiest Place on Earth! Sure it's expensive AF but lemme tell you that it's completely worth it. Your smile will be genuine for the first time in a while (at least for me). It's great fun! 4 Theme Parks, 2 Water parks, Disney Springs, Golf Courses, and all The resorts make up Walt Disney World which is essentially the size of San Francisco.
Dad: Hey Kids, guess what?
kids: what?
Dad: WE'RE GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!
Kids: REALLY? THAT'S AWESOME!
later that night...
Kid 1: Can you sleep?
Kid 2: No, I'm too excited!
Kid 1: I bet it's gonna be so fun! There are so many cool rides!
Kid 2: BET
Dad: Come on kids go to sleep!
Kids: We're too excited!!!
kids: what?
Dad: WE'RE GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!
Kids: REALLY? THAT'S AWESOME!
later that night...
Kid 1: Can you sleep?
Kid 2: No, I'm too excited!
Kid 1: I bet it's gonna be so fun! There are so many cool rides!
Kid 2: BET
Dad: Come on kids go to sleep!
Kids: We're too excited!!!
by lglifeisgood June 17, 2020
by lglifeisgood January 17, 2021
by lglifeisgood March 18, 2020
Splash Mountain is a log flume at Disneyland, Tokyo Disneyland, and the Magic Kingdom at the Walt Disney World Resort, based on the characters, stories, and songs from the 1946 Disney film Song of the South. Although there are variations in the story and features between the three locations, each installation begins with a peaceful outdoor float-through that leads to indoor dark ride segments, with a climactic steep drop into a "briar patch" followed by an indoor finale.
Height Requirement: 40 Inches (101 cm, 3'3")
Drop Height: 52.5 ft (16m)
Height Requirement: 40 Inches (101 cm, 3'3")
Drop Height: 52.5 ft (16m)
Kid 1: I'm sooo ready for Splash Mountain! That drop looks so cool!
Kid 2: We're gonna get soaked!
Zip-a-dee-do-dah
Kid 2: We're gonna get soaked!
Zip-a-dee-do-dah
by lglifeisgood June 17, 2020