47 definitions by lexicali slim
egregious, patently absurd public relations campaign proffered by mining companies to reaffirm you are as ignorant as they think you are if you believe there is such a thing as clean coal
clean coal = dirty air
by lexicali slim September 27, 2009
noun, pl- cies
a system of governance of, for and by women, notably of the objectionable type who thrive on such a system, common to the offices of insurance companies, law offices, healthcare providers and (insert violent, uncontrollable wretching) the bureau of motor vehicles. intolerant to creative solutions, marked by a rigid inflexibilty, antithetical to growth or change, these systems are entrenched by way of a dogmatic adherence to the principle of inertia. like a bad marriage, an estrogenocracy thrives on discord, negativity, vindictiveness and a collective will to affect every aspect of the ostensible mission with the literal and figurative spray of urine. once in effect an estrogenocracy is nigh impossible to dislodge and certain to remain an impediment to a cheerful, productive and pleasant workplace.
a system of governance of, for and by women, notably of the objectionable type who thrive on such a system, common to the offices of insurance companies, law offices, healthcare providers and (insert violent, uncontrollable wretching) the bureau of motor vehicles. intolerant to creative solutions, marked by a rigid inflexibilty, antithetical to growth or change, these systems are entrenched by way of a dogmatic adherence to the principle of inertia. like a bad marriage, an estrogenocracy thrives on discord, negativity, vindictiveness and a collective will to affect every aspect of the ostensible mission with the literal and figurative spray of urine. once in effect an estrogenocracy is nigh impossible to dislodge and certain to remain an impediment to a cheerful, productive and pleasant workplace.
oy gevalt, i must renew my driver's license. better is should stick a fork in my eye than venture into that reeking estrogenocracy of the bmv.
by lexicali slim September 26, 2009
baggeating
1)an anagram of "teabagging", appropriately enough, as only the profoundly confused could hope to effect political change by the wholesale waste of an otherwise perfectly sociable drink. the orange pekoe variety sold by the name "constant comment" might have emboldened those who have more to say than is worth hearing.
2)the necessary and intended consequence of "teabagging" in the more entertaining sense of playing paul revere's midnight ride on a loved one's face
1)an anagram of "teabagging", appropriately enough, as only the profoundly confused could hope to effect political change by the wholesale waste of an otherwise perfectly sociable drink. the orange pekoe variety sold by the name "constant comment" might have emboldened those who have more to say than is worth hearing.
2)the necessary and intended consequence of "teabagging" in the more entertaining sense of playing paul revere's midnight ride on a loved one's face
leroy: hey, dwayne, i want my country back! let us mail our democrat congressman a bunch of teabags to convey the powerful message of our discontent! don't tread on me!
dwayne: the only message that would convey is that you are a baggeating coffee-drinker, you yutz.
dwayne: the only message that would convey is that you are a baggeating coffee-drinker, you yutz.
by lexicali slim September 19, 2009
"we will rid the world of the evil doers"
rush limbaugh's maid is an evil doer to cause him to become addicted to prescription pain killers
anyone who disagrees with glenn beck is an evil doer
rush limbaugh's maid is an evil doer to cause him to become addicted to prescription pain killers
anyone who disagrees with glenn beck is an evil doer
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
who, me? the official copshop cameo of an obviously guilty party who asserts a cheesy, phony christianity by comparing his situation to that of jesus when in actuality he's just a crook
when tom delay was arrested, he compared himself to jesus as his mugshot was taken. what a hairsprayed, exterminator, douchebag jesus mugshot.
by lexicali slim September 23, 2009
look at the message biff sent me, he must be intexicated:
meeet us at tttthe cl ub, we beee draN kin en stuuf
meeet us at tttthe cl ub, we beee draN kin en stuuf
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
i couldn't get my mcthing on because a bus load of oldsters was cramming the counters and completely kroc blocking my stuff.
a geo prizm broke down in the drive thru lane and kroc blocked the hell out of us.
a geo prizm broke down in the drive thru lane and kroc blocked the hell out of us.
by lexicali slim September 16, 2009