4 definitions by leon morhard 44

One of the best midfielder in history of football, carried Croatia to wc final, press resistant, ages like a fine wine. achieved lots of trophies. Owns psg and nasser
It still wonders how modric cleared the curse of Tottenham
by leon morhard 44 April 2, 2022
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Unique striker, contributes in many other form unlike a polish farmer and he carries real Madrid which plays terrorist football. After shagging the likes of Dani Daniels, Mia Khalifa kids call him pornzema. He currently plays for France and owns a club known as psg.
Strikers play aggressive football but Benzema plays aesthetic football
by leon morhard 44 April 2, 2022
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If you find Any eibarman fans crying,just blindly believe it is because of this legend
by leon morhard 44 April 5, 2022
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A German fraud, similar to flopp, went on to win a ucl by playing terrorist football. I can't believe it took a world pandemic,so that tucheliban can win ucl by beating porto and madrid patients.
Hey tucheliban can you play interesting football?
Tucheliban: stop that dipshit, i only play with 5 defenders
by leon morhard 44 April 3, 2022
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