2 definitions by lemonmeringuepie

Top Definition
Said sarcastically to an instruction to carry out something with great significance. The full meaning being "so I'm under no pressure then", when clearly you are.
"If you don't defuse the bomb millions of people will die"

"...No pressure!"
by LemonMeringuePie August 31, 2012
The dry crusty tissue that results after wiping up cum from a wank.
Fuck man, how longs it been since you been with someone, I bet you have hundreds of prawn crackers under your bed.
by lemonmeringuepie September 07, 2008
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