Definitions by lemonkoala

wyoming 

wyoming (verb) sitting in the middle of nowhere doing nothing with no one.

A: "What are you up today?"
B: "Honestly, just wyoming for the most part."

wyoming by lemonkoala March 4, 2014

counter starfish 

When a girl is being passive at sex in missionary position, the guy 'returns the favour' by inserting his penis but not moving.

Kevlar Burrito: "I had sex with a girl last night but she was just laying there doing nothing"

Perverted Manhore: "I've never had this happen to me but if I did i know i'd just go all the way in then lay on top of her and counter starfish. Not even mad."

counter starfish by lemonkoala November 3, 2013

broking up 

breaking up with a bro

Are you sure you want to stop playing laser tag with Barney?

I dunno dude, i'm bad at broking up

broking up by lemonkoala October 17, 2012