leif's definitions

jönx

Just another word for stuff, shit, junk, collection, what have you. Used sometimes with CDs of fave music.

Sometimes, my brother and I trade music jönx cds.

Would you get out of the way and jönx?

We gotta have a garage sale to get rid of this jönx.

by Leif June 10, 2006

Passat

Not only a brisk wind, but a damn fine automobile.

I drive my Passat 76 miles a day.

by Leif June 10, 2006

UDWOD

Acronym for Urban Dictionary Word of the day...

I heard someone was really happy when POATEW was made the UDWOD.

by Leif June 10, 2006

floordusters

Breasts that are so large that they'll end up saggin below the knees - dusting the floor.

Yeah, Amber's got huge knockers, but when she turns 40, and has had a few kids I'll bet they'll be floordusters.

by Leif June 10, 2006

fartlek

From the German translation 'Speed Play', fartlek is a training exercise used by distance runners to increase their anaroebic capacity. This increases racing performance greatly by allowing muscles to better cope with the lack of oxygen associated with high-intensity activities. The process involves speeding up to race pace for several minutes, then jogging for several minutes, repeating until workout is over.

Uli did 2 hours of fartleks yesterday to get ready for the Seattle Marathon, he's insane!

by Leif June 10, 2006

subscribe to the other magazine

A somewhat subtle way of saying that someone is a homosexual or a hinge. It can apply to either men or women. Basically, most hetero-guys would subscribe to Playboy and most hetero-gals would subscribe to Playgirl. However, a guy who subscribes to the "other magazine" would get Playgirl.

You rarely hear of a baseball player that subscribes to the other magazine.

by Leif June 10, 2006

668

Next door neighbor of the beast.

Number of the beast is 666, 668 is one house up.

by Leif June 10, 2006