town drunk

The man or woman most known in your particular municipality for drinking. Normally homeless, normally seen drunk (even in the daytime).

The hobo with a bottle in his hand in your public square right now!

by Lefty May 05, 2005

PoE Hive Mind

Named after the special variant of groupthink that exists at Portal of Evil. Those with a dissenting opinion against the target du jour will be set upon like pirahnas upon a drowning pig. Common pejoratives include "FAG" and "Furry."

"You like that site? FAG!"

by Lefty February 05, 2005

Duck Butter

A jersey nickname for that one guy on the softball team who's office always reaks of ball sweat.

Our Left Fielder, Dominic, is better known as Duck Butter

by Lefty August 05, 2004

Lynch

To execute without due process of law, especially to hang, as by a mob.

We were going to lynch Mr. Clyde because he didn't have a new shipment of potatoes last sundee.

by Lefty July 01, 2003

walking wallet

(noun) A spouse or significant other whose only role is that of financial support. Generally, said walking wallet often remains in the relationship for want of sex. The walking wallet is normally the antithesis of the golddigger or its male equivalent.

After he became married to Susan and fathered kids, she cut off the sex and closeness, and John became the walking wallet.

by Lefty August 29, 2005

(. Y .)

ascii Boobs

<Guy1> Man, this girl had amazing ones!
<Guy1> (. Y .) *_*

by Lefty January 03, 2004

SPH

Strategically Placed Hole - used by plushophiles to simulate an entry point for sex in a plushie. Also works for fursuits.

"I made a great SPH in my Barney plushie!"

by Lefty January 25, 2005