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Strategically Placed Hole - used by plushophiles to simulate an entry point for sex in a plushie. Also works for fursuits.
by Lefty January 24, 2005
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Get the spiffalicious mug.The act of dipping one's genitals (usually male) into the mouth of another, sleeping person (of either sex). Known to be an adolescent prank.
by Lefty December 14, 2004
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Get the < * mug.one who masturbates with their left hand, especially if they are right handed while doing everything else
"dude i masturbate with my left hand"
"i thot u were right handed"
"well for jackin it, im a lefty..so u can call me lefty"
"i thot u were right handed"
"well for jackin it, im a lefty..so u can call me lefty"
by lefty September 12, 2004
Get the lefty mug.(noun) A spouse or significant other whose only role is that of financial support. Generally, said walking wallet often remains in the relationship for want of sex. The walking wallet is normally the antithesis of the golddigger or its male equivalent.
After he became married to Susan and fathered kids, she cut off the sex and closeness, and John became the walking wallet.
by Lefty September 11, 2005
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