lefty

one who masturbates with their left hand, especially if they are right handed while doing everything else

"dude i masturbate with my left hand"
"i thot u were right handed"
"well for jackin it, im a lefty..so u can call me lefty"

by lefty September 12, 2004

weather porn

(noun) Footage of severe weather causing damage or incredible phenomena, which are enjoyable and gratifying to the viewers. Weather porn is a common product of storm chasers and news stations. Tornadoes are by far the most common subject of weather porn, but hurricanes, thunderstorms and flooding events can produce effective weather porn. Some weather porn may involve no damage, such as a view of the storm itself. In this context, a good money shot is a closeup of the storm doing damage.

Weather-related video clips that include title/keywords such as "Incredible," "Amazing," "Deadly" and other superlatives are often a good marker of weather porn.

The Super Outbreak of 2011 seemed to result in a similar outbreak of weather porn!

by Lefty September 25, 2013

walking wallet

(noun) A spouse or significant other whose only role is that of financial support. Generally, said walking wallet often remains in the relationship for want of sex. The walking wallet is normally the antithesis of the golddigger or its male equivalent.

After he became married to Susan and fathered kids, she cut off the sex and closeness, and John became the walking wallet.

by Lefty September 11, 2005

weenus

1. A combination of wiener and penis , 2. A combination of wiener and anus, 3. A combination of Weezer and penis or anus.

"Last night Courtney Love touched my Weenus."

by Lefty March 03, 2003

< *

1. (<)Less than (*)everything
2. Something sucks so bad, its worse than everything.

Gym class < *

by Lefty January 02, 2004

lubberly

When something is especially lovely
Used mostly on the internet.

I had a lubberly time with Mary last night!

by Lefty December 20, 2004

wicking

The act of dipping one's genitals (usually male) into the mouth of another, sleeping person (of either sex). Known to be an adolescent prank.

Whoa, did you see it? Dave totally wicked Bradley!

by Lefty December 14, 2004