lazystupidandcorrupt's definitions

powderkeg

this situation is not stable, shit is about to hit the fan.

john: "i just stuffed a stick of dynamite down my pants. watch me breath fire!" *takes a swig of butanol and holds up a lighter*
ben: "this is a powderkeg, im getting the hell out of here."

by lazystupidandcorrupt February 8, 2008

birthday licks

to deliver punches to someone on their birthday, often in the amount of the age they are turning, plus one (for good luck).

Man, shaun is a punk. i went over to his math class to give him his birthday licks and he had fucking skipped school out of straight fear!

by lazystupidandcorrupt February 5, 2008