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Arguably one of the finest games ever created. Though like Seiken Densetsu 3 it never made it stateside, it was big in the UK and among the many gamers in America that have managed to get a hold of it, myself included.
by lazirus July 6, 2004
Get the terranigmamug. Stands for "Bent Edge". The opposite and not to mention total opposition of sXe. An antonym for all sXe stands for. The curved and perverse blade the metaphor suggests symbolizes 10 packs a day, the liberal usage of amphetamines and alcohol, and partaking of the most outlandish forms of sex involving animals and sometimes objects and sometimes fuckin' both. Often a fan of <i>Power Rangers DinoThunder</i>.
When the fuck did this "sXe" business come around anyways? I didn't approve this, so who did? It's like we shouldn't be going forward in time simply becuase of the constant submerging of humanity at the hands of new-age religions and ways of life. But don't ever say we should be returned back in time as that would be even worse. Time should cease, so that everyone, and bullshit like sXe and PETA, implodes and is obliterated.
Todd:"I'm bXe motherfucker and just mouthed a horse dick, thereby tearing your shit apart!"
Femsy:"Just another reason I should take a pull of a .35."
Todd:"I'm bXe motherfucker and just mouthed a horse dick, thereby tearing your shit apart!"
Femsy:"Just another reason I should take a pull of a .35."
by lazirus July 10, 2004
Get the bXemug. by lazirus July 6, 2004
Get the !!!mug. The evolved form of "Pidgey". What pidgey evolves into. If you were to devolve pidgeotto you would remove the card to find a "pidgey" card.
My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!
My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!
My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!
My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!
"Interested in girls yet?"
Nope~!!! adsfhdaherahaerhaerhadrhdarh
My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!
My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!
My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!
"Interested in girls yet?"
Nope~!!! adsfhdaherahaerhaerhadrhdarh
by lazirus July 6, 2004
Get the Pidgeottomug. Gangbanger:Bob Saget smokes-ah-da reefer.
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by lazirus July 6, 2004
Get the I don't give a fuck gmug. Gonorrhea II is another more lesser-known form of the infamous STD which has symptoms that manifest themselves in the following ways...
1. You throw up constantly and for no reason, as in even on an empty stomach.
2. You pass out every thirty minutes, and will most likely drown in incorrectly thrown-out shit (throw-up) unless some stupid-ass turns you on your stomach or is somehow able to waken you immediatly.
3. After at least a year of having the disease (if you're unlucky enough to live that long through all the constant upheavals) you begin to have terrible heaves when throwing up, because your body will be improperly trying to execute symptom #4.
4. But it will eventually execute it correctly, and you will begin to shit out all of your vital organs, starting with your spleen, and working its way up to your esophagus, and eventually to your windpipe. But you won't make it that long, as you will die seconds after shitting out your heart or lungs. Though it seems to be physically inopinable and totally medically untrue, it can and will happen to nearly a hundred Americans each month. Why only Americans? Because they're all wusses and sellouts and deserve such a gruesome form of dying.
2. You pass out every thirty minutes, and will most likely drown in incorrectly thrown-out shit (throw-up) unless some stupid-ass turns you on your stomach or is somehow able to waken you immediatly.
3. After at least a year of having the disease (if you're unlucky enough to live that long through all the constant upheavals) you begin to have terrible heaves when throwing up, because your body will be improperly trying to execute symptom #4.
4. But it will eventually execute it correctly, and you will begin to shit out all of your vital organs, starting with your spleen, and working its way up to your esophagus, and eventually to your windpipe. But you won't make it that long, as you will die seconds after shitting out your heart or lungs. Though it seems to be physically inopinable and totally medically untrue, it can and will happen to nearly a hundred Americans each month. Why only Americans? Because they're all wusses and sellouts and deserve such a gruesome form of dying.
by lazirus July 8, 2004
Get the Spontaneous Gonorrhea IImug. by Lazirus May 2, 2004
Get the Ice Cubemug.