lazirus's definitions

sukeban

Sukeban is a japanese word that utterly means "Delinquency". Now you just saw Sukeban Deka or Delinquent in Drag didn't you?

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by lazirus July 7, 2004

Gotta catch 'em all

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by lazirus July 6, 2004

Sappholand

The mental state of mind that men/boys take on when they become fans in any way shape or formof pop music. It is a state of being incredibly homosexual, and decide to callously and so obviously hide your carnal desires surrounding your fellow man by saying you think the female pop star is attractive, and you only like her for that reason. When in reality, you want to assimilate into the female sex, and give female friends tips about hairstyles and ways of dressing while at night, dating cute young boys and taking them home, and doing the nasty with them.

I once knew someone that went to a Britany Spears concert because she was "way hot, dude". While we gave him a false sense of security by saying "Oh, yeah, right, because she's hot, we understand." when he left the room, the first words out of our bodies were "FUCKIN' FAG."

by lazirus July 8, 2004

Illusion of Gaia

Better than Soulblazer, but not as good as terranigma.

Definition is too short? It can never be too short!

See Soulblazer, and Terranigma. And j00, and pwns. I had to add that.

by lazirus July 6, 2004

Spontaneous Gonorrhea II

An event that occurs when your male
(-ho)and your eardrums sound to bullshit like "Hit Me Baby One More Time".

Also, see any pop music that's as popular to hate as it is to love

"Dammit! I was just "bopping" to "Slave" and suddenly my dick started to flame up everytime I piss! So I guess that means that whenever a boy/man listens to pop music it is completely the same as having ungloved sexual intercourse with a bangkok hooker, not washing your hands after eating a huge t-wave of diarrhea with little undigested corn kernels and remnents of a burrito in it, and drinking the urinal fluids of at least thirty different people! Fuck it all! It's not healthy to DO those four things?!!" (Yes, being a guy and listening to Britany Spears is just as dumb as eating shit.)

by lazirus July 8, 2004

Bust that nigga!

Bastardization of "Null that african human's biological clock!". . . . . .

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by lazirus July 6, 2004

seiken densetsu 3

The best role-playing game ever created. All of its elements are beyond stasifying and I found that every hour I put into it was well worth the dedication, EVEN if the entire video game was comprised of Japanese dialogue.

It's only substantial rivals are Secret Of Mana, Lufia 2, Illusion Of Gaia, Soulblazer, and Terranigma. There are so many more that I could mention as well. All on the SNES, the only system that you could ever say that time was spent on creating its games that was for the purpose of creating a lovable game that people could grow up treasuring.

by lazirus July 6, 2004