15 definitions by layout420

Top Definition
The code of ethical behavior among pro stoners.
1) Do not nigger lip.
2) If everyone smoking takes one hit, don't puff puff puff puff... pass. Unless you are black(if you are black, stoner etiquette does not aply to you)
3) Don't pack Kellbowls. Pack VanderBowls! Especially if it is a special occasion. (ex: concerts, parties, Q-zar, ultimate, relly any time you smoke is a special occasion)
4) Don't blow out the bowl before you ask someone if it's cashed. changes are that you are too high to tell and getting someone else's opinion is always a good idea. Also, don't pass someone a cashed bowl without saying anything. He will get ashed
5) Do not smoke in someone's house or car without getting prior aproval.
6) Always corner. never scorch the Oxygen. it is a waste.
7) Whoever owns the weed being smoked gets the honorary first hit. Whoever owns the piece/rolled gets the second hit.
8) Don't skip someone or change direction in the middle of smoking.
9) Never smoke someone else's weed without asking. This is the biggest Kell move ever. Even amerature stoners are expected to know this.
10) Don't hold the piece/joint/blunt when telling a story. every one is more concerned about smoking that your stupid story. No one will remember what you said anyways so just hit that shit and pass it man.
11) GET BLAZED!!!
You skipped me. What are you thinking? Do you have no idea about stoner etiquette?
Kell moves are never in keeping with stoner etiquette.
by layout420 January 02, 2007
THe coolest place for kids to hang out in atlanta. located near Chastain.
Home of Bongo Man.
(aka: The Lane)
hey Tolleson, are you are you hangin' out at Cocaine Lane tonight?
by layout420 December 09, 2006
A bowl of weed that is packed to the brim and overflowing. a vanderbowl is packed with no concern for Weed Conservation.
The opposite of a Kell Bowl.
What a stoner. that kid packs a VanderBowl every morning.
Hey man, i want to get epicly baked. Pack a VanderBowl.
by layout420 December 09, 2006
A code word meaning smoking weed. Scuba divers dive down deep under the surface of soberness into the depths of the ocean to explore the coral reefer.
Me and watts are going to Scuba Dive after school. wanta come with us?
by layout420 December 09, 2006
A legendary figure on the north side of Atlanta. a bongo playing Scuba Diving guy, Bongo man is known by thousands to be a regular at Cocaine Lane.
I hung out with Bongo Man last night. It was crunk!
Bongo man got a new bongo. he let ME play it.
by layout420 December 17, 2006
To take a shit. usually during a long run used as an excuese to stop running and go inside.
yo watts, jp and theo are going to Popadop. Wanta come
by layout420 December 09, 2006
A very small bowl packed with one's own weed to save their weed from the lungs of others.
A Huge ass bowl packed when, using someone else's weed.
The opposite of a VanderBowl.
I picked up a Michael Vick for my friend, but we can smoke a KellBowl (A Huge ass one) from it before i give it to him. He probably won't notice.
by layout420 December 19, 2006

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