14 definitions by lawnmowerman

cheater's head

A blowjob in which the giver uses their hand. Has the receiver scratching their head like "wtf"?

I had to kick Lisa out and call up Simone because Lisa wouldn't stop with the cheater's head; next time I'm buying some handcuffs (for more than one reason)

by lawnmowerman November 30, 2007

prison pussy

That sweet, SWEET, SWEEEEET stuff that lil' Junior is gonna have to get used to giving up naily or upon Bubba's request.

Bubba: "C'mon, boy, Long John needs sum lovin'"
Junior: "Not now, Bubba. I'm tired."
Bubba (yanking Junior's covers back and ramming his jimmy up 'in there'): "Stay in a child's place, bitch!"

by lawnmowerman August 3, 2005

lip loving

The act of kissing

For single people, Valentine's Day blows cuz all you see everywhere you go is a bunch of lovestruck a-holes grabbin' ass and lip loving. Get a freakin' room! Or better yet, DIE!!

by lawnmowerman July 11, 2008

mother focker

Barbra Streisand is one, because she plays Gaylord Focker's (Ben Stiller) mom Roz in "Meet the Fockers".

Ooohhh, La Streisand! What a mother focker!

by lawnmowerman February 5, 2005

tits

A bountiful source of comfort, worth more than all the expensive posturpedic pillows in the world.

Jakecrying: Mom, Annette broke up with me today
Mom: Oh, honey, come lay on mama's chest.
Jakesmiling happily: Okay! Nuzzles against his mother's 40DD tits.

by lawnmowerman January 4, 2005

Big Doris

The female prison equivalent to Bubba. A 300 lb, weightlifting, mullet-sporting butch dyke who likes her girls "real soft and purdy."

Martha Stewart better hopes she doesn't end up being cellmates with Big Doris!

by lawnmowerman December 14, 2004

jub jub

Selma Bouvier's (Marge Simpson's sister) pet iguana. The one constant companion in a life that has men who come and go.

When Selma walked away from Troy McClure, jub jub was right there with her. Personally, I think she has sex with that thing. They seem so "close".

by lawnmowerman January 6, 2005