An Accountress is a female, or homosexual male accountant to which
you have to seek important financial
documents from. They
are often feared
and revered as the gate-keeper of information and you hesitate to approach them sometimes because of their busy
work schedule. They
have ability to be evil, but do not go out of their way. DO NOT CROSS THEM!
Bill: I have to visit
the Accountress' office
to get last month's income statements.
Jim: Be careful, it's close to month end, proceed with caution. Deadline's and stupid questions irritate an Accountress.