An Accountress is a female, or homosexual male accountant to which you have to seek important financial documents from. They are often feared and revered as the gate-keeper of information and you hesitate to approach them sometimes because of their busy work schedule. They have ability to be evil, but do not go out of their way. DO NOT CROSS THEM!
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Bill: I have to visit the Accountress' office to get last month's income statements.
Jim: Be careful, it's close to month end, proceed with caution. Deadline's and stupid questions irritate an Accountress.