18 definitions by laserswordofdeath +3

sheach

A word describing an odd colour scheme that lays somewhere between "shit" and "peach"

I really don't know what colour to paint the new house. I think I will go for a light shade of sheach

by laserswordofdeath +3 February 26, 2016

chocolate ball teabag

Similar to the tamer, cleaner teabag, but involves your scrotum to be covered in shit

Tony gave me the ol' chocolate ball teabag yesterday. Was enjoyable and all, but I forgot to clean my face afterwards

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 9, 2016

OCWA

Acronym for 'Obsessive Compulsive Work Avoidance': the act of trying to avoid as much work as possible, with the objective of not being caught. Usually done (successfully) by executives and directors.

I have been busy all morning with OCWA all morning, as I really don't feel like doing the job cards today.

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

fuckallrounder

A cricketing term. Implies that a certain player is chosen as both a bowler and a batsman, but is consistently performing poorly.

Jeff is supposed to be able to bat and bowl, but he ain't good at either. He is a fuckallrounder

by laserswordofdeath +3 February 26, 2016