lars's definitions

chimpers

A gay guy who rushes around behaving erratically in an attempt to behave more outwardly straight.

"he's going chimpers"

by lars October 8, 2004

guinea

Guinea refers to Italian men and the way their entire nasty fat ass body is cover with fur unlike and other white out there. This is why they are called guinea's, much like guinea pigs. That and they behave like pigs. Guinea's are an insult to all white people everywhere.

any italian man that smells like shit and is super fuckin hairy.

by lars April 14, 2005

what

Word that has been whored out beyond belief. Often when ever you go into a large room and scream it, you'll be responded to by many "OKAY!"s by many people trying desperately to sound like Lil' John.

"What's up, dude?"
"WHAT!"
"..."

by Lars March 4, 2005

Glort

That noise you make when you have to fart but the shit still manages to squeeze out somehow in liquid form.

(GLORT)! Damn time to change my undies again.

by Lars June 4, 2003

Alternica

Metallica 1991 - Present

I just picked up the new Alternica CD St. Anger, it's so awesome I'll put it right beside Deftones and The Offspring!

by Lars July 3, 2003

lars

See Larry Cannon

Larry Cannon's in da house!!

by lars April 7, 2003