Definitions by lars

scranton 

Titled ( Asshole/Armpit ) of the country. Lots of coal, stupid people, some decent restraunts and things to do. Some good things came out of scranton. Scranton is better than hazleton, glen lyon , tamaqua but far from good place to live.

Lets go to scranton and go to the stupid bar pool hall

Home of the steamtown mall

scranton by lars February 24, 2005

swaggart 

Term commonly and excessively used by John B. referring to any person/object within yelling distance. Meaning useless piece of fuck, little shit head, assface, etc.

"Fuckin' cocksucking piece of shit toilet. What a swaggart!" -John B.

swaggart by Lars November 13, 2004

chimpers 

A gay guy who rushes around behaving erratically in an attempt to behave more outwardly straight.

"he's going chimpers"

chimpers by lars October 8, 2004

Alternica 

Metallica 1991 - Present

I just picked up the new Alternica CD St. Anger, it's so awesome I'll put it right beside Deftones and The Offspring!

Alternica by Lars July 3, 2003

Glort 

That noise you make when you have to fart but the shit still manages to squeeze out somehow in liquid form.

(GLORT)! Damn time to change my undies again.

Glort by Lars June 4, 2003

lars 

See Larry Cannon

Larry Cannon's in da house!!

lars by lars April 7, 2003