9 definitions by lamoismynamo

A new association probia brought on by spending massive amounts of time with a extremely fast web connection. Searching for photos of people you may know or want to connect with.
This phobia starts when you turn off your computer and go outside to find that EVERY person you see, you KNOW you have seen them online.
If it gets severe you may say "I just saw you on the interent, I know its you. But where? What website are you on? Myspace? Facebook? YA? Flickr? Youtube? Photobucket?....ect...." to everyone, then you jump into bushes to hide from everyone.
Switching to "dial-up" helps.
As seeing "website found.....waiting for reply" can be key words to possibly over come this phobia.
My therapist said my ASSOCIATEDCYBERPHOBIA is so severe cause I said his receptionist is on Match.com and Eharmony but with a squished bug for a photo I do not think she will score!"
I should have a 72 Mental Health Evaluation, he claims!
by lamoismynamo September 05, 2009
"WAWAMOONDA = WATERMELON". (Large green round or oval shaped melon with pinkish to red juicy, sweet flesh. Grown more commonly now without little black seeds)
Pronounced as WAWAMOONDA by 4 types of people:

(1)Those who have had the majority of their teeth knocked out do to saying the wrong thing to the wrong person.
(2) An older adult who, becasue of poor dental hygine, has lost all or most of their teeth.

(3) People that have spent most of their lives as daily smokers of methamphetamine.
(4) A toddler with only two front teeth.
(1) "Man, the last time I tasted something as sweet as this WAWAMOONDA was when your ex-girlfriend came over after you two got in a fight....oh..wait.... she's not?.... Oh dude, I'm sorr..... NO!!!"
(2) "Nurse, are you sure gummying WAWAMOONDA will help with my piles?"
(3)"If you love me then prove it by shoving a WAWAMOONDA under your shirt, to look like your pregnant, and just walk out of the door. You wont get caught, I promise!"

(4) "Mommy I ate all my WAWAMOONDA, now my belly looks like daddy's, huh?"
by lamoismynamo September 05, 2009

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