"WAWAMOONDA = WATERMELON". (Large green round or oval shaped melon with pinkish to red juicy, sweet flesh. Grown more commonly now without little black seeds)
Pronounced as WAWAMOONDA by 4 types of people:
(1)Those who have had the majority of their teeth knocked out do to saying the wrong thing to the wrong person.
(2) An older adult who, becasue of poor dental hygine, has lost all or most of their teeth.
(3) People that have spent most of their lives as daily smokers of methamphetamine.
(4) A toddler with only two front teeth.
(1) "Man, the last time I tasted something as sweet as this WAWAMOONDA was when your ex-girlfriend came over after you two got in a fight....oh..wait.... she's not?.... Oh dude, I'm sorr..... NO!!!"
(2) "Nurse, are you sure gummying WAWAMOONDA will help with my piles?"
(3)"If you love me then prove it by shoving a WAWAMOONDA under your shirt, to look like your pregnant, and just walk out of the door. You wont get caught, I promise!"
(4) "Mommy I ate all my WAWAMOONDA, now my belly looks like daddy's, huh?"