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A magnificent Portuguese futbol player. Cristano plays for Man United, and is number 7.
Unfortunately, he has a deadly illness.. He plays with Maguire
Dude.. Why does Cristano Ronaldo have to play with Maguire???????????
by kysuglyphagot June 9, 2022
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Probably THE BEST soda out there. It's a straight banger.

Materva is a yerba mate soda, ORIGINALLY produced in Cuba. The can is a yellow colored can with the logo being a red circle and the brand name curved inside. Miami has also kicked in producing these sodas, since the 1960s. Definitely worth a try, although may be "spicy" to some people.
1: "Hey, have you ever tried Materva?"

2: "What the fuck is a Materva??"

1: "You've never tried it? Are you Patrick the star or something? Go try it."
by kysuglyphagot June 11, 2022
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