The girl who all men want and all women want to be. Amazingly smart, funny, and beautiful. She will redefine you and give your thumbs a workout. She's like an m&m. Hard outer coating but once you get through that you can see the sweet interior. She brightens every room she walks in and makes any occasion a good one. Being around her will give you a high like no amount of drugs can. Caring for her can be like trench warfare but is completely worth it.
Seeing Cortney is the highlight of my day
by kyle8293 February 26, 2010
A person who watches "The Nanny" religiously or anything that has to do with Fran Drescher
i.e. Cortney Schwartz
i.e. Cortney Schwartz
by kyle8293 February 22, 2010