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prom

A very overrated school function that is basically a money maker for the school.

Usually the ones that go to prom are

1. Steady couples
2. The popular girls dating the popular guys
3. Horny creepy looking guys looking to get laid
4. A few, not too many, random couples that just want to go
5. A few people that just can't get a date but still go just to "say you been there." Usually are a little chubby, gay, or socially inept.

When you get there, you eat food in the weirdest combinations like lasagna and mashed potatoes and dance to stuff that you hear on Top 40 at Wal Mart or something off the local urban station.
Prom is overated; I rather spend my money on something more important, my college education.
by Kyle 230 August 13, 2009
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facebook status

A thing on facebook that tells the world what you are thinking about at the moment. Most of the time it is filled with a bunch of shit from whiny emo kids and spoiled brat teenage girls that worship their cell phone more than God. And once in a while a college hangover or some "hard" homework assignment to bitch about lets say you have to read pages 349-427 in your history book. Big deal.

But sometimes you have something interesting worth talking about, such as I got a new Ford Mustang but 98% involves pissing and moaning. Worst with women with PMS.
Typical facebook status updates: I lost my phone :(

New phone :)
Call me or text me...I'm bored :(
:'(
FML :'(
Had a kickass partay last night
I love McDonalds
Dear phone, please come back!anni
What you don't see too often:
Learned a few song on m guitar today
by Kyle 230 May 15, 2010
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biology

Pretty much the class that tells us that we are all made to fuck each other. Think about it. We are human species. We reproduce. We have been theoretically came from apes so we are made to fuck whoever we want to please.
Oh my biology teacher told us that is normal to masturbate and fuck.
by Kyle 230 May 5, 2010
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pro tools

Pretty much what the big guys use for music production. It is not just for some dinky music producer in their own bedroom, it is for the big guys for the major labels out there. If you want to mess around, get a bootleg copy or fork in $50 of FL Studio and play around with it. Very expensive to buy...home studios are not worth it with at least $300 for the set...you can buy a FL Studio set for that worth. All you need is a keyboard, a usb, and maybe a few vsts downloaded from the internet.
Pro Tools is FL Studio on jolt
by Kyle 230 May 11, 2010
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2009

The president, the flu, legislature, autotune, football and the National Enquirer. Enough said.
2009: Barrack Obama, health care debate, stimulus package, energy bill, h1n1, vocoder effect on every fucking song, Tiger Woods, Michael Jackson, and Brett Favre joining the Vikings!!
by kyle 230 December 13, 2009
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farmbook

This is what facebook turns into when you are only on there for farmville.
Lets go on farmbook.
by Kyle 230 January 25, 2010
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hip-pop

Pop music with hip-hop influences in it. Enough said. Very common around 2006 and played at "school dances".
Hip-pop: Think of artists such as Akon, Soulja Boy, T-Pain, the Dream, Lil Wayne, Mariah Carey, Pussycat Dolls
by Kyle 230 November 11, 2009
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