kyle 230's definitions

bonnet movie

These sappy romance movies that usually involved some romantic affair with some half faggy looking guy with an aristocratic family. Usually takes place around the 1910s Victorian era and has women wearing bonnets, horses and buggies. It is usually shown on TCM or Lifetime and it thinks it has some historical value to it, but it more of another movie for women to rise their estrogen when they are having PMS. It's a movie that guys are sometimes dragged to when they are on a date.

Gone With The Wind is the classic example of a bonnet movie

by Kyle 230 October 4, 2010

Disney kids

This is a bunch of kids that are born from 1991-present that are pretty clean cut and Disneyfied. They grew up with Disney and don't know life without something related to Disney shoved to them. They were born with The Lion King, then they are shoved Lizzie McGuire, Hannah Montana, High School Musical. These kids act like they came off the Disney channel and they are soccer momed

It must be these Disney kids. They don't like weed, they don't drink, and they jack off to Hilary Duff.

by Kyle 230 October 4, 2010

1991

The year I was born and it was a kickass year. The Ruskies finally got it figured out that communism sucks, the internet was invented, music was great, good movies came out, Twins won the world series, and the world was in peace, with an exception for some nuiscance think with Desert Storm that lastest only 3 months, not 8 years like this other Bush did it. A very spiritual year and music even had a futuristic-spiritual sound to it, way farther ahead than now. Then the grunge heads had came in and brought it backwards to the 1960s. America was at it's peak that year.

1991 was a kickass year...even though I was only a baby

by Kyle 230 October 4, 2010

Sarah Palin

A crappy presidential candidate that will be as destructive as Obama and Bush combined, even worst. Sarah Palin wants ethics reforms, which means we will be stuck in the dark ages of the afraid of getting nuked by Russians early 1950s with conservative values. We will be taught exclusively creationism and the Sun revolved around the Earth and Latin should be taught in schools. Any modern Rennaissance, industrial, and technological revolution thing will be scrapped. She will also probably censor the shit out of the TV and the internet, so sites such as Urban Dictionary will not exist because of it's immoral sexual va

She will drill for oil...good, but it might not give a right for these annoying varmits to live, but it might make the gas prices down to 89 cents a gallon. Nice. With her major belief in religion, she will think that the Russians are trying to merge with Iran and that crap and we need some more troops, which is wasteful spending on blowing up shit when you feel like it. She will think Solomons temple willl have the be rebuilt and we will be screwed.

Sarah Palin will bring us back to church owned government of the dark ages.

by Kyle 230 January 19, 2010

98 Degrees

An amazing "boy band" that makes excellent songs such as "Stay The Night" and "My Everything". They know what they are talking about and they have lyrics that you can relate too. They are very seductive and any women will love some of their lyrics in a love notes. They have amazing harmonies, and they perfected the autotune effect in a few of their songs. The only other person who perfected the autotune effect was T-Pain. This is not yout typical bubblegum group. They should be coming too.

98 Degrees is the shit.

by Kyle 230 December 11, 2009

R&B

Like all genres of music, it used to be a pretty decent genre of music. It actually have some heart and soul into it and it was about problems you can relate to. And it also had an actually blues influence in it with the improvisation on the piano and some jazz and gospel influences as well.

Now R&B is this over saturated stuff that only have about 3 artists that matter - t pain, akon, and the dream and they sing about the same thing.

R&B music back then: Oh baby I really shouldn't up broke with you, I suffered the consequences. I am feeling so bad and I am feeling full of regrets.

R&B now - Shawty damn she's fly, damn she's hot, I wanna fuck her all night long AYYYYYY

Decent current R&B - Mariah Carey, Amerie, Charlie Wilson, etc.

by Kyle 230 July 27, 2009

farmbook

This is what facebook turns into when you are only on there for farmville.

Lets go on farmbook.

by Kyle 230 January 25, 2010