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A quick way to sneak your porn. The small screen could be hidden in your hand and you'll look like you have been listening to music.
by Kyle 230 December 15, 2009
Get the ipod videomug. Just the old school MySpace all over again. All the freaks just moved to Facebook. Even Tom is watching (Mark Zuckerberg claims he runs the site, but for all practical purposes it is Tom) you on Facebook and he probably has more Facebook friends than MySpace friends. Back then, MySpace used to be the "bad" site and Facebook was the "good" site. Then it flipped all over. Right now on Facebook you just see a bunch of annoying 14 -18 year old emo/gangsta girls whining about how their life sucks and whoring themselve to get more likes, because they want people to pay attention to them. It is also cool to be bisexual on there too and to be Engaged to your best friend and have your brothas your actual brothas. And don't forget these pedophiles on there that claim you are your parents so they can stalk and rape these 14-18 year old emo girls. They think they are using it for "work connections" but they are more being pedophiles.
by Kyle 230 August 16, 2010
Get the Facebookmug. A thing on facebook that tells the world what you are thinking about at the moment. Most of the time it is filled with a bunch of shit from whiny emo kids and spoiled brat teenage girls that worship their cell phone more than God. And once in a while a college hangover or some "hard" homework assignment to bitch about lets say you have to read pages 349-427 in your history book. Big deal.
But sometimes you have something interesting worth talking about, such as I got a new Ford Mustang but 98% involves pissing and moaning. Worst with women with PMS.
But sometimes you have something interesting worth talking about, such as I got a new Ford Mustang but 98% involves pissing and moaning. Worst with women with PMS.
Typical facebook status updates: I lost my phone :(
New phone :)
Call me or text me...I'm bored :(
:'(
FML :'(
Had a kickass partay last night
I love McDonalds
Dear phone, please come back!anni
What you don't see too often:
Learned a few song on m guitar today
New phone :)
Call me or text me...I'm bored :(
:'(
FML :'(
Had a kickass partay last night
I love McDonalds
Dear phone, please come back!anni
What you don't see too often:
Learned a few song on m guitar today
by Kyle 230 May 15, 2010
Get the facebook statusmug. R&B music that lacks soul and emotion and has similar to ringtone rap. Lots of pop and hip-hop elements and usually sings about "ma shawty", "ma boo" with a random Ayyyyy.
by Kyle 230 December 7, 2009
Get the Ringtone R&Bmug. A TV channel for high school and college loners that like to get their battery charged with a little softcore porn and maybe some random anime thing or Ninja Warrior. The kid usually grows up to be an IT professional or video game designer, or works at McDonalds and goes on MySpace to get money by taking surveys. They are usually about 30 til they get married and never have kids.
by Kyle 230 August 9, 2009
Get the G4TVmug. Dexter's lab: Kid is a boy genius and has his secret lab. Creates inventions for anything and sometime they don't work. Dingy dad and redheaded mom. Has a rival named Mandark.
Jimmy Neutron: Kid is a boy genius and has his secret lab. Creates inventions for anything and sometime they don't work. Dingy dad and redheaded mom. Has a rival named Cindy.
About the same thing
Jimmy Neutron: Kid is a boy genius and has his secret lab. Creates inventions for anything and sometime they don't work. Dingy dad and redheaded mom. Has a rival named Cindy.
About the same thing
by Kyle 230 December 2, 2009
Get the Jimmy Neutronmug. Hilary Duff as a country singer.
Taylor Swift sings like Hilary Duff, she acts like Hilary Duff...but she just adds and banjo and a fiddle and that makes her on the country station.
by Kyle 230 December 11, 2009
Get the Taylor Swiftmug.