kyle 230's definitions

biology

Pretty much the class that tells us that we are all made to fuck each other. Think about it. We are human species. We reproduce. We have been theoretically came from apes so we are made to fuck whoever we want to please.

Oh my biology teacher told us that is normal to masturbate and fuck.

by Kyle 230 May 5, 2010

pro tools

Pretty much what the big guys use for music production. It is not just for some dinky music producer in their own bedroom, it is for the big guys for the major labels out there. If you want to mess around, get a bootleg copy or fork in $50 of FL Studio and play around with it. Very expensive to buy...home studios are not worth it with at least $300 for the set...you can buy a FL Studio set for that worth. All you need is a keyboard, a usb, and maybe a few vsts downloaded from the internet.

Pro Tools is FL Studio on jolt

by Kyle 230 May 11, 2010

ipod video

A quick way to sneak your porn. The small screen could be hidden in your hand and you'll look like you have been listening to music.

I am watching Test Drive on my ipod video and my girlfriend doesn't even know it

by Kyle 230 December 15, 2009

Facebook

Just the old school MySpace all over again. All the freaks just moved to Facebook. Even Tom is watching (Mark Zuckerberg claims he runs the site, but for all practical purposes it is Tom) you on Facebook and he probably has more Facebook friends than MySpace friends. Back then, MySpace used to be the "bad" site and Facebook was the "good" site. Then it flipped all over. Right now on Facebook you just see a bunch of annoying 14 -18 year old emo/gangsta girls whining about how their life sucks and whoring themselve to get more likes, because they want people to pay attention to them. It is also cool to be bisexual on there too and to be Engaged to your best friend and have your brothas your actual brothas. And don't forget these pedophiles on there that claim you are your parents so they can stalk and rape these 14-18 year old emo girls. They think they are using it for "work connections" but they are more being pedophiles.

Facebook turning into MySpace every day.

by Kyle 230 August 16, 2010

yard sale

Pretty much a place that you get stuff to sell on eBay, and then pretty much they are wound up on other one of these places so another person can sell it on eBay and so forth

Oh I found this eBay item on a yard sale...lets put that back on eBay because it is crap and make some more money than 75 cents

by Kyle 230 April 28, 2010

myspace music

The best way to listen to an album for free without paying a penny.

Also, a great way to find some obscure band that nobody has heard of, but who cares about that part.

I never bought a CD in ages, thanks to myspace music.

by kyle 230 August 11, 2009

fluff

Pretty much classes that you take in high school or college that are totally useless in the real world, but the professors claim that you cannot survive without knowing about worthless garbage such as how to calculate functions and matrixes. Where wil you use this to figure out how much gas to put in your car. Don't need no function. Just find a cheap gas station, which is hard to find, and fill that shit up and pay the bill. Who needs functions and polynomials.

Algebra II - who needs that shit. Bunch of fluff

by Kyle 230 May 15, 2010