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fl studio

Pretty decent music production software and it is pretty much at affordable price, so you can buy more crap. It does have some decent stuff that pro tools don't even have. Pro Tools doesn't have a beatmaker thing, you have do this by hand and the beats are hot. And pro tools doesn't have as many cool VSTs as this FL Studio. Pro Tools is generally for pop music production and is used by the major labels. It is great for recording your own band, but generally leave this for the pros. If you want even pro tools to run, you need to buy a bunch of overpriced expensive shit such as the Mbox or a Digidesign mixer, no just anything. FL Studio, just buy a cheap Wal Mart keyboard, get a USB port, pay $100 for FL Studio at Best Buy or your local music studio, and download a few VSTs and you are ready to roll.

And FL Studio is really for people that want to make hip-hop, R&B, pop, dance, rock...anything. It is way better than Pro Tools and is cheaper.
by Kyle 230 May 11, 2010
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ipod video

A quick way to sneak your porn. The small screen could be hidden in your hand and you'll look like you have been listening to music.
I am watching Test Drive on my ipod video and my girlfriend doesn't even know it
by Kyle 230 December 15, 2009
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web shyness

Over use of the internet, making the person more shy and reliant of the internet for their social life than actually meeting new people and having a social life in the real life. Web shy people may have huge friends list on the internet but not that many people are their friends in real life. They rely a lot on dating sites for romance but never get there past a chat line or e-mail, making them online long distance relationships only. They always obsess on internet advice, making them think about the worse possible outcome the found out on the internet, which makes them more hesitant when it comes to doing social stuff in real life. They love to express their feeling and opinions online, but clam up when they are asked a question in class or a job interview. The only solution is to either completely stay off the internet (cold shoulder) or limit your internet access, and shut it off when you start becoming web shyness. Thes people also love porn.
Brandon, an internet addict, was to chicken to ask that cute girl out in math class since he had web shyness
by Kyle 230 December 11, 2009
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sophomore

Really the laid back year in high school and kids are the nicest. Classic teenagers. The only thing you really need to worry about sophomore year is getting a learners permit and maybe have an idea where you want to go to colllege, but the rest is a pretty easy ride. But you get pounded with a lot of homework that year and your classes are gritty. This is usually the year to read Shakespeare and you usually take an American History and Biology/Chemistry class that year. You may take world too in some schools.

These kids are usually head up your ass teenegers. A lot of dating, teen pregancies, anorexia, etc. The worry of fitting in is not as bad as 9th so you turn into slobs watching Family Guy. This is the age when you like to go old school and start liking classic rock. The teenage classic rock/indie heads are usually sophomores, but you get corporate by junior year.
Oh look at me an head up your ass sophomore watching Family Guy. College...eh...that is a long way.
by Kyle 230 May 4, 2010
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Top 40

Music that conforming high school preppy girls like. Current 2009 top 40 is usually made up of silly school dance type songs, wannabe emo like Fall Out Boy and Panic and the Disco, bland Nickelback and Buckcherry type rock, some ringtone rap like Soulja Boy and R&B that obsesses on the word "shawty".

Most musically intelligent people and people outside of secondary school listen to other genres of music or the Top 40 of their choice, like country or R&B, or plain ol Rock.
Fuck this conforming top 40 type shit...I rather listen to some real talent like Jay-Z.
by Kyle 230 July 27, 2009
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myspace music

The best way to listen to an album for free without paying a penny.

Also, a great way to find some obscure band that nobody has heard of, but who cares about that part.
I never bought a CD in ages, thanks to myspace music.
by kyle 230 August 11, 2009
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Associate of Arts Degree

It is the head up your butt degree for college kids that haven't gotten out of high school so they drag it out another two more years. It is usually grade 13 and 14 and it is a perfect opportunity to smoke, drink, party, and sleep with a hangover it away. It may help you decide what you want to do with life and eventually will get you working some government job. The classes they make you take are some environmentalist shit, foreign language, something to suck up to Mexicans because of human diversity, history, worthless math, a science that thumps global warming, see what they are shoving?
I am going to college for my Associate of Arts Degree.
by Kyle 230 May 15, 2010
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