kyle's definitions

Darf

The sound of stupidity.

The sound made when stupid interacts with its environment.

Example 1:
Man 1: "Dude, Bob is fucking retarded!"
Bob: "Darf Darf!

Note:
All other definitions of Darf are void and lack no true substance or meaning.

by Kyle July 21, 2004

shpadoinkel

Became popular in the movie "Cannibal the Musical." Basically means anything. Much like the word "ditto," but sounds more fun.

"I think I know precisely what I mean, when I say it's a SHPADOINEL DAY!"

by Kyle June 21, 2004

jed

hes the fuckin masta.. jed gets all da bitches, u aint got shit on him hoe. go to da plate, he whoops ya azz in baseball 2. dont mess, he from gwood. represent

jed owns your ass, donkey.

by kyle June 1, 2004

sweer

This word is a combination of sweet and queer. Sweer....a sweet queer.

Oh look! There's a sweer walking down the street! Is that Elton John?

by Kyle July 27, 2003

Dineshed

1. To be raped.
2. To have someone say they'll call you, then not.
3. To not be able to find a job.

"i don't know.. they said they'd call me. the phone.. has been collecting dust all day long, lol." - "hopefully you don't get Dineshed..."

by Kyle June 8, 2003

Speir

One in perfect condition.

That woman is a Speir in every way!

by kyle October 2, 2004

cockballs

someone with a penis so small it seems like there cock and balls are one object.

Fuck you and your cockballs.

by kyle February 1, 2004