kyle's definitions

sausigification

(verb). To put on a (condom). To sheathe one's(penis).

I will now sausigify my penis.

by Kyle June 22, 2004

ladefreakingda

who cares

Joe: I met a hot girl last night.
Joe's Father: La-de-freaking-da.

by Kyle February 16, 2004

barbie girl

A dumb but attractive woman whose only decent use is for sex. Usually dresses like a slut and can be found staring with a puzzeled look at bus schedules.

That barbie girl deserves to be treated like a used wet plastic fuck-doll.

by Kyle April 14, 2003

gateway

A portal between two places or pieces of electronic equipment. Has unfortunately been the name of a computer company who made excellent computers until the Pentiums were launched.

A gateway is used to link a unix terminal to an iSeries box.

by Kyle December 23, 2003

anal lube

a lubricant made just for anal sex with a male or female partner.

"John sweety, you need to go to CVS and pick up another tube of anal lube. My bum is getting chaffed" - Peter

by Kyle May 13, 2005

r0g

133t for "Roger that"

1: eos te mange
2: r0g

by Kyle February 18, 2003

dragon ball z

A gay show made in Japan, but edited in America. Everyone grunts constantly, and has extremely large hair. Usually watched by nerds, losers, and people with no friends. Trust me, it's not worth a half-hour of your life watching this show.

Dragon Ball Z is gay.

by Kyle May 17, 2004