kyle's definitions

flug

my own, personal way, of substituting "fuck"

you really flugged up this time bitch

by kyle December 29, 2004

sharf

To shit and barf simultaneously. Usually done when something foul is ingested or when one has the flu and diharrea at the same time.

Oh shit! I just sharfed everywhere!
It smells like sharf in here!
Who the fuck sharfed in my bathroom!?
If you don't shut up im going to sharf in your bed and cover it up so you crawl in it and sharf in response.

by Kyle August 15, 2006

bullshit

The art of making yourself look good by deciept or misdirection.

Wally: I'm pleased to report another stellar week of accomplishments!! I moved more than 800,000 bits of data to a disaster recovery back-up facility!
Dilbert: Did you just take credit for copying a file to a diskette?
Wally: It was my resume.

by Kyle April 14, 2003

squaty nacho

When you tit fuck a girl backwards (i.e. sitting on her face) and fart in her face.

"Dude, I was tit fuckin' a chick backwards last night and I blew a fart in her face! Squaty Nacho style."

by Kyle February 10, 2005

solareon

not a pokemon. made bots for ragnarok online beta 1.

Solareon kicks ass

by kyle June 29, 2003

pihbtential

1: a trait of a girl that one would pihb; see pihb
2: the attractiveness of a female
3: the energy of pihb associated when one male approaches a female, thus increasing energy: pihbtential energy

"Look at this chick"
"yea, she's got enormous pihbtential"

by Kyle November 17, 2004

Eddie Vedder

The front man to the only grunge band still around today because he is unbelievably kickass

"dude, isnt she hot."
"come on dude, thats Eddie Vedder"
"ahh, hes so dreamy."

by kyle November 5, 2003