kyle's definitions

Shat

Past tense meaning one has alreadi shit themself and is now in the stages of self humiliation and sadness. Was commonly used to describe dieing people by the Greeks, ie. Damn hes shat it.

Omg i have shat myself,
HAHA u scared him with a mexican hat so he shat himself

by Kyle September 6, 2004

corvette

best car ever made, no imports stand a chance against them and if you think you can take on a corvette with your rice burner than you have no idea what you are getting your self into.

Honda driver: o shit its a corvette i better get the fuck out of here
Corvette driver: yeah you better leave, pussy

by kyle July 11, 2004

Darf

The sound of stupidity.

The sound made when stupid interacts with its environment.

Example 1:
Man 1: "Dude, Bob is fucking retarded!"
Bob: "Darf Darf!

Note:
All other definitions of Darf are void and lack no true substance or meaning.

by Kyle July 21, 2004

sweer

This word is a combination of sweet and queer. Sweer....a sweet queer.

Oh look! There's a sweer walking down the street! Is that Elton John?

by Kyle July 27, 2003

Dineshed

1. To be raped.
2. To have someone say they'll call you, then not.
3. To not be able to find a job.

"i don't know.. they said they'd call me. the phone.. has been collecting dust all day long, lol." - "hopefully you don't get Dineshed..."

by Kyle June 8, 2003

jed

hes the fuckin masta.. jed gets all da bitches, u aint got shit on him hoe. go to da plate, he whoops ya azz in baseball 2. dont mess, he from gwood. represent

jed owns your ass, donkey.

by kyle June 1, 2004

speak n' spell

A little red box that is supposed to teach kids how to read. Really it is a toy made by satan that sounds like a demon. Dane Cook makes fun of the speak n' spell in his cd Harmful If Swallowed

AEIOU

OMG the Speak N' Spell is going to kill me

by Kyle June 19, 2006