15 definitions by kyle smith

deadfuck

To have fuck with some cunt who's already dead, fuck fuck fuckin gross.

Pam deadfucked David Dixon after david choked on mayo pizza and died.

by kyle smith July 25, 2004

stretch

An insult to say to fatfuck people because they have stretch mark.

Hey Pam, why r u such a fatfuck stretch you mayo butter cunt slut.

by kyle smith July 6, 2004

queef sniffer

A person who fucking smells a queef, or a pussy fart.

I was fucking some hoe in the ass just waiting for her to queef so I could quickly hop over and be the queef sniffer I am and take a whiff of that fart.

by kyle smith July 5, 2004

ben wallace

The best all around defensive player in the NBA including rebounds and blocks.

Ben Wallace packed the fuck out of Shaq in last night's game.

by kyle smith July 7, 2004

dicklap

A dicklap is when all the fat from your fatass stomach overlaps your tiny dick so it can't be seen.

Fatass patrick Kippert probably has a dicklap with all that fat stretch on his belly, and we all know he has a small zub.

by kyle smith July 5, 2004

chiff

Even thoug it is pretty much impossible to do, it is similar to a queef, but you fucking fart out your cock.

I was fuckin your mom in the ass when all a sudden i chiffed in her asshole. She said it felt extremely nice.

by kyle smith July 5, 2004

zubbay

The way of saying dick, penis, or cock in the arabic language.

"Stick your zubbay right in my fucking cunt you horny betch!"

"With pleasure hoe."

by kyle smith July 5, 2004