50 definitions by kwing

When something is both unexpected and fitting simultaneously. While most definitions simply say irony is something unexpected, no definitions ever state that there's a certain element to irony that catches your eye nine times out of ten.
Irony: When someone creates an organization that fights for the right to die with honor, then kills himself.
by kwing August 7, 2010
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A variation of a Shield that is more of a wall than an orb. Can sustain infinite damage, unlike a Shield, but may prove more difficult to cast.
I put a Seal on the door for neatness' sake.
by kwing October 29, 2009
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- You like me don't you?
- :"> Well...
by kwing November 17, 2010
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A shimmering blue orb that encircles a selected area. Repels physical objects and magic alike with the exception of silver objects.
The bullet passed clean through my Shield and exited on the other side.

"What kind of Shield do you call that?"

"They're using silver bullets."
by kwing October 29, 2009
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A website that randomly selects two people on the website to chat with each other. If you see someone wearing a shirt with this definition on it, try striking up a conversation with them!
We met on Omegle.
by kwing August 16, 2010
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A small wind easy to manipulate magically. Used for bypassing magical nexuses by spreading their threads until the gap is big enough to walk through.
I used an Obedient Breath to spread the threads farther apart, too subtle to trigger it.
by kwing October 29, 2009
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A Youtube user known for putting up short (30-50 second) songs. His biggest hit as of July '09 is his "Licking Ass Song".
Micfri and Ray just put out a new video, man! Let's check it out!
by kwing July 14, 2009
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