kwing's definitions

Noisome Wind

A spirit's version of flatulence. Suggests some kind of bio-chemistry in their essence.

This is quite unlike the Noisome Wind, which is created in a rather different way.

by Kwing October 29, 2009

Spasm

Variation of a Convulsion. Seemingly less severe, creating less of a mess.

She was hit with a Spasm and collapsed.

by Kwing October 29, 2009

Asking For It

The final frontier of denial, "asking for it" is a mentality people use to justify the world being less horrible than it is. Most commonly it is used to pretend that a rape victim 'subliminally' or 'subtly' gave consent, but it can also be used in context to say someone who leaves a quarter on the ground is just as guilty as the thief who steals it of the crime, having 'tempted' the criminal or perpetrator. In extremist cases, such as a few sects of Muslim religion, some women are forced to cover their hair to prevent 'tempting' men.

Pertaining to sex, it is statistically estimated that about 1/3 men buy in Britain conform to the "asking for it" mentality.

"Did you hear about Katie? I feel really sorry for her."
"Nah, man, she was asking for it."

by Kwing January 19, 2010

Irony

When something is both unexpected and fitting simultaneously. While most definitions simply say irony is something unexpected, no definitions ever state that there's a certain element to irony that catches your eye nine times out of ten.

Irony: When someone creates an organization that fights for the right to die with honor, then kills himself.

by Kwing August 7, 2010

Seal

A variation of a Shield that is more of a wall than an orb. Can sustain infinite damage, unlike a Shield, but may prove more difficult to cast.

I put a Seal on the door for neatness' sake.

by Kwing October 29, 2009

({)(})

Two people hugging. The brackets are the hairlines of two people facing each other, and each pair of parentheses form heads. Since there are no arms, it could be seen as hugging or kissing... Or neither. Either way two heads can be seen.

Ashley: im lonely
Joe: *hugs*
Ashley: ({)(})

by Kwing May 14, 2010

Black Tumbler

A smoking black whirlwind of magic that creates darkened stripes on its target. Can also be dangerous at high velocity.

"My charge is to inflict the Black Tumbler upon your person."

by Kwing October 29, 2009