1042 definitions by kung-fu jesus

Europower

(n.) One of the main economies of Europe. This does not include duchies, principalities or struggling nations. Europowers were the heads of now collapsed colonial empires that still occupy the overwhelming majority of places on the league of most powerful economies.

France, UK, Germany, Spain, Portugal, The Netherlands, Italy, Austria etc.

by kung-fu jesus May 15, 2004

me Julie

(n.) One's girlfriend a female acquintance. Julie is interchangeable with your girlfriends' name.

She turns me on with her big babylons.

by kung-fu jesus May 7, 2004

edutainment

Combining education and entertainment to teach children. usually accomplishes neither, since the two are complete opposites.

Education is not entertaining.

by kung-fu jesus September 22, 2004

c/f

Carried forward

Balance c/f

by kung-fu jesus April 30, 2004

thank fuck

Excellent news. Often used sarcastically.

Saddam captured? Thank fuck for that.

by kung-fu jesus April 30, 2004

author

(n.) The writer, one who writes. The source.

I am the author of this definition



Charles Dickens was the author of "Oliver Twist"

by kung-fu jesus May 7, 2004

GT40

(n.) Ford's greatest triumph. After the failed purchase of Ferrari, Ford decided to punish them by beating them on the track. Realising that thier early car could not get anywhere near the Ferrari (It was "convertable yellow saab"), Ford allowed themselves ten times the budget of Ferrari, and sent the car to Britain, where it was worked on. The last bugs that needed ironing were finished in the US, but the car, despite successfully beating the 250 GTO, is worth much less because of poor quality. When used conventionally, the Ford fares more like a road car souped the fuck up. All in all, a fast, but shoddy car. But then, it is a ford....

I wouldn't mind a GT40.

by kung-fu jesus May 5, 2004