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1 definition by kumar0009

A baby mistaken for a monster turd.
Joe: Man, look at that guy. I heard he was a toilet baby.
Bob: Dude, what?
Joe: His mom thought she had to drop a deuce, but it turned out that she gave birth when she found him swimming in the crapper.
by kumar0009 November 13, 2007