11 definitions by kronen v

Noun
1.The act of having sexual intercourse with your hellishly cuntish ex-girlfriend in order to get back all your heavy metal CD's that she has been keeping as payback for dumping her sorry ass in the first place.

2.Having sex with Satan in order to acquire some awesome heavy metal CDs that you can't find for sale online.
Sentence(1):Shit man, my fucking ex has all my best metal. I guess It's time for Satan's Fuck.

Example(2)
Joe:Dude! That metal is fucking sweet! Where'd you score that shit!
Mike:Satan's fuck, man. How else?
Joe:Shit man, you sure ain't no furfag you hoopy bastard!
by Kronen V May 06, 2010
There is regular diarrhea, then of course there is super diarrhea. Satanic diarrhea makes super diarrhea seem a pleasant walk through a pleasant green field of wild flowers.

Super diarrhea often results in needing to buy a whole new wardrobe due to contamination, and 9 out of 10 people who suffer from this affliction end up burning their house down afterward because that shit smell ain't going anywhere anytime soon.

Those fortunate enough to make it to appropriate facilities in time, will often times have their anus blown out by at least 4 inches and honestly, even if you're on the toilet, it's somehow going to find it's way onto the walls and ceiling.
Hey man, what happened to Joe? Last week he got a promotion and bought himself a great car and started to fuck a really hot chick. Now he just rolls back and forth in the corner and cries like a common furfag(or emo)

Ya man, he got the Satanic diarrhea last weak, poor bastard.

Oh...I see...so that's why his anus is blown out.

Yes, and now he's going out with a walpurgisnatch bitch.
by Kronen V May 06, 2010
verb;
a woman, or group of women who go to a public place such as a restaurant or bar with the sole purpose of being complete and total bitches, would be cunting.

verb(2);
an overly aggressive woman who verbally abuses everyone she sees in an attempt to make herself feel powerful. Such a woman would be cunting. PMS often leads to major cunting.
The Spice Girls, after a particularly bad concert, decided to vent their frustration by treating themselves to a night of cunting at the local bar-strip.

(2)Jenny was cunting at work again trying to tell everyone what to do in a really bitchy and rude way.
by Kronen V May 07, 2010
Obscure definitions:(Noun)
1.Anyone who is being a complete and total asshole to you for no apparent reason.

2.Plural form(Furfags) can be used to describe a bunch of ungrateful drunks assholes who only want to cause trouble for no apparently obvious reason

3.Some guy who is obviously a piece of shit.
Sentence:(1)Holy shit man, get off my back and stop being such a damned furfag already.

Sentence(2)Sentence:Oh Fuck!!! It's a whole shit load of cunting furfags!

Sentence(3):Man, that fucking guy is just being a furfag today.
by Kronen V May 06, 2010

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