konundrummer's definitions
Any of several forms of jest, put-down, or smack talking about or between people on Facebook, where the parties appear to be verbally feuding.
John and Jason engaged in a playful bout of smackbooking on their Facebook walls when Jason claimed his car was faster than John's.
by Konundrummer February 9, 2013
Get the smackbookingmug. 1. A person who claims to be an evangelical, who holds up hand-picked biblical rules, interprets them to fit their agenda, but who largely preaches "do as I say, not as I do."
2. A person who is willing to absolve their political or religious leader of their sins because that person helps achieve their agenda.
3. A person who is unable to differentiate between their professed morals and values and their own, or someone else's, contradictory actions.
4. A deranged evangelical, or a deranged zealot.
2. A person who is willing to absolve their political or religious leader of their sins because that person helps achieve their agenda.
3. A person who is unable to differentiate between their professed morals and values and their own, or someone else's, contradictory actions.
4. A deranged evangelical, or a deranged zealot.
The derangelical neighbor lady taught her children to follow the scripture and love their neighbor -- except the liberal next door.
The neighbor man fervently supported building the border wall, while crossing the border every Saturday night to visit his favorite prostitute. He's a bona fide derangelical.
The neighbor man fervently supported building the border wall, while crossing the border every Saturday night to visit his favorite prostitute. He's a bona fide derangelical.
by Konundrummer March 10, 2019
Get the Derangelicalmug. Votes cast based on the emotion whipped up by sophist political leaders. These emotions may be single issues or general fervor based on a variety of burning hot issues such as religion, denial of civil rights for minorities, moral perception. Such votes are marked by unreasoned ideas or complete lack of reason. Flock voting is the most desirable type for the GOP and oligarchical business.
Education and reason will signal the eventual demise of the GOP and institutions who depend on flock voting to perpetuate the oligarchy that the United States of American became in the second millennium.
by Konundrummer April 29, 2012
Get the flock votingmug. acronym: Oh My Beelzebub.
Antithesis of OMG (Oh My God); used in the same way as OMG, but by non-believers as an expression of shock, surprise, mock disbelief, or merely a space filler when no other words come to mind; used in text messages, online social networking sites and other places where written communication is exchanged.
Antithesis of OMG (Oh My God); used in the same way as OMG, but by non-believers as an expression of shock, surprise, mock disbelief, or merely a space filler when no other words come to mind; used in text messages, online social networking sites and other places where written communication is exchanged.
OMB! You did not just say that!
by Konundrummer April 8, 2010
Get the OMBmug. memebecilic
adjective: imbecilic, over-use of memes on the Internet; annoying use of memes; over use of a meme
adjective: imbecilic, over-use of memes on the Internet; annoying use of memes; over use of a meme
by Konundrummer February 28, 2013
Get the memebecilicmug. slash tag (noun) - A type of hash tag that implies a threat.
slash tagging (verb) - The act of applying a hash tag
slash tagging (verb) - The act of applying a hash tag
Billy ended his Facebook rant about who ever stole his iPod by slash tagging #iwillcutyou
Molly was particularly pleased with her party outfit and posted her picture on Facebook with the slash tag #watchoutbitches
Molly was particularly pleased with her party outfit and posted her picture on Facebook with the slash tag #watchoutbitches
by Konundrummer February 9, 2013
Get the slash tagmug. Noun - biercing: jewelry added to a beard
Noun - biercer: one who adds jewelry to a beard, whether to self or to another
Piercing an otherwise natural beard with beads, metal or any other adornment.
Items clipped, clasped, cuffed, braided or any other method of attachment into beard hair
Verb - bierce, beircing: the act of adding jewelry to a beard
Noun - biercer: one who adds jewelry to a beard, whether to self or to another
Piercing an otherwise natural beard with beads, metal or any other adornment.
Items clipped, clasped, cuffed, braided or any other method of attachment into beard hair
Verb - bierce, beircing: the act of adding jewelry to a beard
The community of hirsute men having grown tired of the same look every day is looking to bierce their beards. Estheticians of all types are seeing an opportunity raise the bar on biercing. A cottage industry of professional biercers is rising in 2023.
by Konundrummer January 12, 2023
Get the biercingmug.