konundrummer's definitions

biercing

Noun - biercing: jewelry added to a beard

Noun - biercer: one who adds jewelry to a beard, whether to self or to another

Piercing an otherwise natural beard with beads, metal or any other adornment.
Items clipped, clasped, cuffed, braided or any other method of attachment into beard hair

Verb - bierce, beircing: the act of adding jewelry to a beard

The community of hirsute men having grown tired of the same look every day is looking to bierce their beards. Estheticians of all types are seeing an opportunity raise the bar on biercing. A cottage industry of professional biercers is rising in 2023.

by Konundrummer January 12, 2023

slash tag

slash tag (noun) - A type of hash tag that implies a threat.

slash tagging (verb) - The act of applying a hash tag

Billy ended his Facebook rant about who ever stole his iPod by slash tagging #iwillcutyou

Molly was particularly pleased with her party outfit and posted her picture on Facebook with the slash tag #watchoutbitches

by Konundrummer February 9, 2013

memebecilic

memebecilic
adjective: imbecilic, over-use of memes on the Internet; annoying use of memes; over use of a meme

Posing pets in unnatural costumes and situations for pictures on the Internet is memebecilic.

by Konundrummer February 28, 2013

Perot'd

verb: <Pronunciation: \'pe-rōd\> the effect of peripheral political parties that erode members of mainstream political parties as happened in the 1992 and 1996 presidential elections when Ross Perot enticed away both Democratic and Republican voters; noun: Perot'sion

As happened in 1992 and 1996 elections, the Tea Party will Perot'd the voting bases of both Dem's and GOP's, causing upsets in elections this Fall.

by Konundrummer April 2, 2010

choobs

The lower side of the posterior region that exceeds the perimeter of a swim suit, underwear or other covering and is above the leg; buttocks with cleavage (not to be confused with "buttock cleavage" which is the area above buttock coverings); butt CHeeks + bOOBS; CH+OOBS; non-gender specific

The hefty man on Waikiki beach shouldn't have been wearing a Speedo - his choobs almost matched his wife's, in her also too small bikini.

by Konundrummer April 2, 2010

OMB

acronym: Oh My Beelzebub.
Antithesis of OMG (Oh My God); used in the same way as OMG, but by non-believers as an expression of shock, surprise, mock disbelief, or merely a space filler when no other words come to mind; used in text messages, online social networking sites and other places where written communication is exchanged.

OMB! You did not just say that!

by Konundrummer April 8, 2010

flock voting

Votes cast based on the emotion whipped up by sophist political leaders. These emotions may be single issues or general fervor based on a variety of burning hot issues such as religion, denial of civil rights for minorities, moral perception. Such votes are marked by unreasoned ideas or complete lack of reason. Flock voting is the most desirable type for the GOP and oligarchical business.

Education and reason will signal the eventual demise of the GOP and institutions who depend on flock voting to perpetuate the oligarchy that the United States of American became in the second millennium.

by Konundrummer April 29, 2012